Top Gear: Post your Stig intros here.

Some say his laugh sounds like a broken accordion, others say he can fly using his ears. All we know is, he's called the stig.

well, now its time hand over the (-car name-) to our tame racing driver,
some say, he has a USB port in his left nostril, and that his actions are carried out telepathicaly, by god. but all's we know is, he called the stig

this is what i think should happen from now on, the person posting shoulld always comment on the aboce stig intro, so i think mr.boy's post should get 7/10
then the next poster should rate mine, and so on and so forth.

what'ya think?

flexo's - 6/10


Well now ladies and gentlemen, its that time again to hand the Henessey Viper to our tame racing driver.....

SOME say that he has no face and that his hands are superconductive.... all we know is, he's called The Stig!

sting's: six and a half out of ten

well, now it's time to hand the bugatti veyron over to our tame racing driver, some say he's married to a nuclear warhead, and that carbon fibre is his middle name, all's we know is, he's called the stig!

((that is my worst one ever!))

Only a 5, sorry.

Well now it's time to hand over the VXR to our tame racing driver...

[Clarkson pauses with a tedious inevitability]

Some say he hosts a Danish talk show, and that he has an irrational fear of lettuce...
All we know is, he's called the Stig.

Thats a 6ish/10

So its time to hand over the (Insert car name) to our tame racing driver.

Some say he gives off carbon monoxide every minute, and that his diet consists of a Fiat 500R with HP sauce, all we know is he is the Stig!

thats a 6 n a half/ 10

ill edit this post when i think of a good intro

0/10

Some say that he shaves with a chainsaw, and that he can climb the Eiffel Tower using just his lips. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

8/10! very funny!

now, its time to hand the lamorghini diablo over to our house trained racing driver, some say he has go faster stripes on his back, and that he's the love child of god and an aston martin v12, but all's we know is, he's called the stig


thank god this thread is revived!

Some say that he is machine, some say that he is in fact the very dingo that ate your baby. All We know is that he called The Stig.

lol

List of the actual Stig intros:

He was born in space.
He forages for wolves at night.
He sleeps upside down like a bat.
His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
His skin has the texture of dolphins.
If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts.
He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down.
He is scared of bells.
He once punched a horse to the ground.
His politics are terrifying.
He lives in a tree.
He likes DragonBoarder.
He was raised by wolves.
He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.
His favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.
He has no understanding of clouds.
His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
He is confused by stairs.
He naturally faces magnetic north.
He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
His heart ticks like a watch.
All his legs are hydraulic.
He can "accumbularate".
He appears on Japanese banknotes.
There's an airport in Russia named after him.
He is wanted by the CIA.
His breath smells of magnesium.
He can catch fish with his tongue.
His tears are adhesive.
If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days.
He is terrified of ducks.
His voice can only be heard by cats.
He has two sets of knees.
He can swim seven lengths underwater.
He has webbed buttocks.
He can melt concrete on contact.
He is more machine than man.
His heart is in upside down.
His teeth glow in the dark.
His favorite food is raw meat.
He has no age.
He blinks the other way.
He has acid for blood.
Jimmy Carter wants him dead.
He has a bionic arm.
He has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh.
He has no fear.
Please say moshi-moshi, to Stig-san.
Dame Edna Everstig.
Stiggy Bird.
Das Stig.
Colonel Fotherington Digby-Stigby.
Mes dammes et monsieurs, dans le pleu, Le Stig

So its time to hand over the Nissan GT-R to our tame racing driver.

Some say, that he has ECU for a brain, and if you give him a Vauxhall Nova and tell him to drive around Nürburgring Nordschleife, he will pull a 7 minute lap.

all we do know is.. he's called the STIG!

Now it's time to hand the Mercedes S65 AMG over to our tame racing driver...

Some say he chewed his way out of his mum's womb, and that the lint that collects in his belly button is radioactive. All we know is he's called the Stig!

Wow! how is this thread dead!?

Some say he is really Stig Blomqvist, others say he's photosynthetic. All we know, he's called The Stig.

Keep this beast alive.

So its time to hand over the Veyron to our tame racing driver.

Some say, that his movement makes the world spin, and if you'd put him in the dark room, he would glow.

all we do know is.. he's called the STIG!

Some say he reacts with water, and he knows all the internet. All we know, he's called The Stig.

Some say, he can clog the internet. He's not a big truck. All we do know is... he's called the Stig (of Tubes!)

Some say that he once gave the Pope a noogie; and whenever someone shouts "The Jolly Roger!" while making whoopie, he gets four quid.

All I know is . . . he's called the Stig!

A 10 months gap between the posts.

I guess this is what brought it back to life:

http://www.autoblog.com/2007/11/29/s...n-vs-the-stig/