Your Best Practical Joke?

I have a person at my work who annoy's me very much and I am looking for a way of getting him back. I don't know if this thread has been done before, i could'nt find one, but if it has I'm sorry. I would like some suggestions of what I could do to get my point across to him that I do not like him.
I was thinking of the old trick were you smear his windshield with vasaline and then shred up toilet paper and put it on the vaseline. He has to pick off all the individual pieces of goey paper, and if he uses his wipers all it will do is smear it even worse. Does anyone else have a good suggestion?

Punch him in the face.

LOL... punch him in the face huh?
i don't think so bud, I dont wanna get fired

I'd much rather have someone walk up and punch me in the face than smear vasaline and toilet paper all over my windshield.


Just don't punch him in the face while you're at work.




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I CANT PUNCH HIM LOL

the vasaline thing is good because it will SUPREMELY piss himoff....
i mean, how do you get it off??
its a grease, it doesnt wash off!

come on guys! i need more suggestions by monday

Man, I don't know about your co-worker, but I'd kill someone if they put vasaline on my car.


Some lady in her late 50's ran me off the road once(don't disrespect my car, b_tch), and I followed her to Wal-Mart and kicked her doors in on her new F-150.



If I was him, and you vasalined my windshield, I'd punch you in the face, make you buy me a new windshield, and just for the hell of it...punch you in the face again.



Anyhoo, , I'm all out of suggestions except one's that involve bodily harm...


Do something to his car that won't do any damage. Get some of that car windshield polish.chalk and write bad stuff about him on his windows. It'll stay until he washes it off, but it won't stay forever or do any damage. It'll piss him off(as it would anyone), but I guess it'll get your point across to him that you don't like him...

Leave a message for him saying his pet died or something. I dont know. I am not good at making them up, I like to watch them though.

i was also thinking of taking processed cheese slices(the ones you buy in the packs) and throwing them ALL OVER his car the next hot day we have... there would be melted cheese EVERYWHERE on the car

Viper concept... i dont wanna make him cry... i wanna piss him off so bad that hopefully he jumps off a bridge
and I am not too worried about hitting me, i could tie this a$$hole in a knot if i wanted to

mention the fact he did a poor porn homevideo, and claim it here in a funny movie thread...



not that i've ever did that...

maybe stick some double sided tape under his phone? or changing his favorite links in his computer while he's gone?

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Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
i could tie this a$$hole in a knot

Dude!:rotfl: Do that!

bam!

i was thinking of taking really strong rope and tying the INSIDE of his door handle together so that when he goes to open his doors it rips the handle off the other side,... ive seen it done before and it is hilarious

i was also thinking about taking the letters off of his keyboard and switching them all around so that he has to try and figure out where they all go again

I was hoping maybe you guys had a little devil inside of you and that you might know some tricks to piss peopleoff, but i guess not

Saran wrap over the toilet seat?:thatsodd: J/k

thats a good one too, but i have to do this at my work.... so that would not work because what if another employee used the toilet?

Exactly, that was a joke.

Buy him a Honda product.

That sure would piss me off.