F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Lizard]

Grosjean: THIS IS SPARTA.

 

[funkyDucks]

Sorry. I was sending a tweet.

 

[niky]

"Lewis, we're going to need you to preserve this set of tires for as long as possible. We're going for fifty laps on these tires, then you can pit."

"Guys, I'm out. We're finished."

"Lewis, we're going to need you to preserve this set..."

"Guys, I've been in an accident. I'm not going anywhere."

"...laps on these tires, then you can pit."

"Guys?"

"Lewis, we're going to..."

 

[EDK]

Blinded by his jealous rage toward his teammate's rear wing setup, Lewis failed to realize that the team had installed the biggest upgrade of the weekend on his own car - The new omnidirectional adjustable suspension.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Guys, I think Pirelli might have taken things a bit too far with this new compound."​

 

[smuffyatfcp]

If entrys are open.

“Oops”

 

[homeforsummer]

"I'm sorry," came the message over the radio. "You've failed your driving test. You scored a major on the 'Keep your distance from lunatic Frenchmen' section".​

 

[axletramp]

"My car's got no nose."
"Understood Lewis. How does it smell?"
" ... "

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Guys, I don't see Maldonado anywhere in the mess... Have Williams developed a remote crash activator for him?"

 

[Pupik]

Sometimes you jump the start, other times, the start jumps you.

 

[Flex0r]

The maxi-muscle-power of Lewis caused some serious headaches for the mechanics.

 

[zed300]

Grosjean's suggestion of more toe out to the McLaren, left Hamilton a little toey alright.

 

[DK]

My entry:

Hamilton was complaining of poor turn-in in his car, so Grosjean tried to give him a 4-wheel-steering system.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Final Entry

Lewis Hamilton
@LewisHamilton​

Hey guys, taken out by @RGrosjean 2day at T1 #omgwhatafool. Race telemetry to follow, peace out, Lewis.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final Entry

Lewis Hamilton: "What's Pastor's excuse this time!?"

Martin Whitmarsh: "He said 'a Frenchman did it'."​

 

[Turbo-Kai]

FINAL ENTRY

Lews: "hey pit crew... 10 grands for the one who brings me Raimon's head on a silver platter!....oh and tell Nicole I'll be home for dinner earlier"

 

[gorsad]

When reviewing this picture later, Lewis was most ticked about not having the new wing plate. So much so that he posted telemetry on twitter showing how the new wing could have helped him save the car from the crash.​

 

[evertV12]

Lewis on pitradio: "Oh sorry guys, I played too much PS3 on my holidays. ooopss!"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Hamilton: They said there was valet parking!

FINAL ENTRY, PARC FERME'

 

[Touring Mars]

Oh Lord, won't you buy me, a Mercedes Benz​

 

[livemusic]

"Ah, so that's what Grosjean meant when he said the race start would be a blast."​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Lewis Hamilton: "Ah ... ah ... AH-CHOOO!"

Martin Whitmarsh: "Bless you."​

 

[Peter.]

Meanwhile, in F1 2011 Online.​

Final Entry.

 

[Jimlaad43]

LEWIS: I don't need Kamui to tweet it, I KNOW that Sauber makes its suspension from Nokias.

FINAL ENTRY

 

[prisonermonkeys]

La Source

Sacre bleu!​

 

[ECGadget]

"Who the hell hit me?"
"Grosjean"
"Why?!"
"It was Maldonado's day off."​

Final Entry

 

[Flex0r]

Hamilton: Quit telling "Yo Momma" jokes over the radio guys, the last one had me in pieces.

Final Entry

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Thirteen - Italy

Entries by Tuesday, 18th September - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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Please also remember to vote for your favourite caption from Round Twelve in this thread

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=7593939#post7593939​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Marshall: "We only rated that crash a 4, try harder next time."

 

[Nessy]

New lime flavour 'Merlo'. Gives you wings!