F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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"James Key says he's worked out why you've been so slow this year, Jev - you've
been towing a big orange tractor around with you and you haven't noticed."
 
Now how many fingers am I holding up? Seven?!? He's okay, boys, lift it up.
 
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Vergne became momentarily confused. Seeing "Nova" on the side of his car, he decided to drive like a spotty 17-year old outside the local McDonalds.​
 
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A furious marshall gives JEV the finger as he had €50 on him to claim a points-scoring finish.​
 
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"What did you hit? Oh! It was that kerb that Sebastian Buemi and Jaime Alguersuari put down earlier this morning."
 
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Marshall: Are you Italian?

JEV: No, I'm French.

Marshall: What engine does this car have?

JEV: It has a Ferrari en-

Marshall: IS THE CAR OKAY?!


Probably not my final entry, can't think of a good one.​
 
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JEV: "Did I get Maldonadowned?"
 
"I'm afraid, Monsieur Vergne, you've contracted Maldonarditis."
 
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JEV: Zut alors! Are the TV cameras on me?; Oh, so many caring Marshalls; Red Bull gave me not wings, but a sore derriere ooh la la!

Final Entry; Parce Ferme'
 
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Marshall: "Now, Jev, when I give the signal, Fred here in the tractor is going to start flinging you around and bashing
you into absolutely everything in sight. It's not going to be fun. Are you sure you're ready?"


Vergne: "Yes."

Marshall: "Alright, boys, fire up the Helmut Marko simulator!"
 
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Marshall: Just a sec. Jev the tractor will restart the engine by the starter pull cord, after that be sure to mow all the grass around the track this time.
 
ROUND TWELVE - RESULT

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1st: GTP_Ingram - 25 pts
2nd: ECGadget - 18 pts
3rd=: axletramp, Pupik - 13 pts
5th: C-ZETA - 10 pts
6th: ghskilla - 8 pts
7th=: Peter., Famine, funkyDucks - 4 pts

(Min. votes needed to score points this week: 3)

Winning Entry

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GTP_Ingram
Lewis Hamilton
@LewisHamilton
Hey guys, taken out by @RGrosjean 2day at T1 #omgwhatafool. Race telemetry to follow, peace out, Lewis.


Standings (after Round Twelve)

1st: prisonermonkeys - 114 pts ••
2nd: Touring Mars - 112 pts ••
3rd: LewyOs - 83 pts •

4th: DK - 70 pts ••
5th: Famine - 67 pts •
6th: dhandeh - 66 pts ••
7th: Flex0r - 51 pts •
8th: GTP_Ingram - 50 pts •
9th: niky - 49 pts
10th: Furinkazen - 36 pts •

11th: Stiggy - 29 pts
12th: Omnis - 28 pts
13th: RACECAR - 27 pts
14th: gorsad - 24 pts
15th=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458, livemusic - 23 pts
18th: At 1ness - 22 pts
19th=: Liquid, pezzarinho17 - 21 pts
21st=: zed300, akmuq, Pupik, funkyDucks - 20 pts
25th: ghskilla - 19 pts
26th: ECGadget - 18 pts
27th=: tribolik, haitch40 - 17 pts
29th: axletramp - 14 pts
30th: FCB-Rizla-TML - 12 pts
31st: lemansfanatic - 11 pts
32nd=: BlacqueJacques, C-ZETA - 10 pts
34th: Jimlaad43 - 9 pts
35th=: LMSCorvetteGT2, PeterJB - 8 pts
37th: Peter. - 4 pts
38th: Sach - 3 pts
39th: Tyger - 2 pts
40th=: Seismica, Turbo-Kai - 1 pt

Congrats to GTP_Ingram for winning Round 12!

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2012 Previous Round Winners

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Round 1 - DK

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Round 2 - Touring Mars

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Round 3 - prisonermonkeys

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Round 4 - Furinkazen

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Round 5 - dhandes & DK

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Round 6 - LewyOs

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Round 7 - Flex0r

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Round 8 - Famine

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Round 9 - prisonermonkeys

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Round 10 - Touring Mars

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Round 11 - dhandeh

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Round 12 - GTP_Ingram

Round 14 will follow on Monday 24th September

Entries for Round 13 - Italy are now closed!

 
I think we need a captions 'masters' division for us older folk who don't 'tweet', and remember more than 10 years of F1 racing history :crazy: :)

No one marked an 'x' for caption x!

I hope I do better in Monza :)
 
I blame Paul di Resta. I was doing so well until he punted me off.
 
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