F1 Caption Game 2014: RD 4 - CHINA - Open to Mon 28 Apr 0900 BST

Discussion in 'Motorsport' started by Touring Mars, Jul 30, 2005.

  1. GTP_Ingram

    Premium
    England Edinburgh
    PSN:GTP_Ingram

    I'm not a tweeterer myself, and my first vague memories of F1 are from Nigel Mansell's title winning season in 1992, so by your rules I'd still be in your division ;)

    Cheers to my loyal fans for the votes, if only I'd got involved earlier than round eight!!
  2. niky

    Moderator
    Philippines Philippines



    Bold words for someone whose screen-name is GTP_Instagram.

    :D

    We know you're really under thirteen. We're protesting this win at the stewards' office, to COPPA your behind outta here.
    Last edited: Sep 19, 2012
  3. zed300

    qld/australia
    PSN:GTP_zed300 /zed300

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    Commentary for the novice: The lift points on a modern F1 car are endless it seems, note the positions pointed out by the men in orange.
    Wait, it seems as though they have found another...the one with ear muffs is gesturing there is 2 large holes behind the clear visor.


    Hope this entry is not too late.
  4. Touring Mars

    Moderator
    Scotland Glasgow
    PSN:GTP_Mars

    Entries are now closed for Round 13... poll will follow this afternoon.
  5. Touring Mars

    Moderator
    Scotland Glasgow
    PSN:GTP_Mars

    Round Fourteen - Singapore

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    Entries by Monday, 8th October - 1900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

    Full rules available in Post #1. Please remember that your entries must be within our Acceptable Use Policy ;)
  6. prisonermonkeys

    Staff Emeritus

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    Felipe Massa: "I don't get it ... it looks like a Lego model of Fernando,
    but it's only saying as much as the real-life Kimi."
  7. Famine

    Administrator
    United Kingdom Rule 12
    PSN:GTP_Famine

    Massa: "I see some Shells on the side wall. Ha! Say that three times fast!"
    Smedley: *Felipe, Fernando is faster than you. Can you confirm you've understood this message?*
  8. axletramp

    Premium
    Jersey Jersey C.I.
    PSN:axletramp

    Massa: "Apparently our new Ferrari has the aerodynamics of a..."
    Alonso: "Little plastic brick."
    Massa: "There's no need for that!"
  9. Touring Mars

    Moderator
    Scotland Glasgow
    PSN:GTP_Mars

    Alonso: "It's great Felipe, but where did you find the time to build it?"
    Massa: "During Q3."
    Last edited: Sep 26, 2012
  10. niky

    Moderator
    Philippines Philippines

    ...and the best part is it is ten times safer in a crash than the previous model.
  11. GTP_Ingram

    Premium
    England Edinburgh
    PSN:GTP_Ingram

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    Felipe: Wow, that's amazing, it must have taken ages to build!
    Fernando: Nah, we just borrowed one of the HRTs and painted it red.
  12. gorsad

    India Pune
    PSN:gorsad



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    Alonso: 1, 2, 3, okay you can open your eyes now

    Massa: Huh, what is this

    Alonso: Your replacement car

  13. Famine

    Administrator
    United Kingdom Rule 12
    PSN:GTP_Famine

    "Well, after that move on Senna the pair of you pooped so many bricks I had to do something useful with them."

    Final entree, I suggest.
    Last edited: Sep 27, 2012
  14. dhandeh

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    England England
    PSN:dhandes

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    Fernando - Very impressive Felipe, did you have any bits left over?

    Felipe - Yes, but I 'disposed' of them.

    Fernando - Where?

    Felipe - In a Mclaren gearbox.

    Fernando - *taps Felipe on the back* Well done, now go get my pipe and slippers.
  15. Jimlaad43

    United Kingdom Variable

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    Felipe: Why aren't the tyres made of Lego too?
    'nando: Well we want you to have a comfortable ride, the Marina Bay circuit is quite bumpy.
  16. Touring Mars

    Moderator
    Scotland Glasgow
    PSN:GTP_Mars

  17. Akmuq

    Premium
    Ireland Galway, Ireland

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    Massa's car is on show to everyone for the first time.
  18. BlacqueJacques

    Canada Courtenay BC
    PSN:GTP_BlacqueJack

    Last edited: Sep 26, 2012
  19. homeforsummer

    Premium

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    Ferrari unveiled its red-brick car, pre-empting Herman Tilke's next circuit: A yellow brick road.
  20. Nessy

    Premium
    United Kingdom UK


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    Alonso: "Ta-dah!.. They give me instructions for a fire-engine... I create this instead."

    Massa: "Wow!... That's amazing Fernando, you have so much skill and talent."

    Alonso: "Yeah i know... Now run along Felipe, go play with your 'Duplo' or something."
    Last edited: Sep 26, 2012
  21. BlacqueJacques

    Canada Courtenay BC
    PSN:GTP_BlacqueJack

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    Alonzo: The secret key to Ferrari reliability this year...

    Felipe: LEGO; who would have thought ......

    Final Entry, Parc Ferme'
    Last edited: Sep 27, 2012
  22. funkyDucks

    Ireland Ireland
    PSN:funkyDucks

    F1. It's childs play.
  23. Pupik

    Staff Emeritus
    United States HSV, et al

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    "Standard cars": Now available in full-size.
  24. ghskilla

    United States California
    PSN:ghskilla

    Alonso: Like your new car?

    Massa: It looks nice, Fernando, but what the is it made out of?

    Alonso: Oh don't worry, it's made of a Light-Eco-friendly Grade Outer shell or LEGO for short. Don't worry about the body, it uh... improves aerodynamics. I heard it was 5 tenths faster than the old car...
  25. LewyOs

    UK
    PSN:LewyOs

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    Massa: Ahh, a Ferrari made out of lego. Does this mean you and I will be 'sticking together' for another season...?

    Alonso: No.
  26. Flex0r

    Netherlands The Netherlands
    PSN:Flexman

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    Massa: Great news I'm the fastest Lego builder.
    Alonso: How so?
    Massa: On the box it said 3 to 4 years, I finished it in only 1.
    Alonso: *facepalm*

    Final Entry
    Last edited: Sep 28, 2012
  27. NissanSkylineN1

    North Korea Pyongyang
    PSN:NissanSkylineN1

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    Alosnso: Dude, you know what I'm thinkin'?

    Massa: Ramming other cars with this and leaving lego bits all over the tracks for kids to pick up?
  28. Touring Mars

    Moderator
    Scotland Glasgow
    PSN:GTP_Mars

    :lol:
  29. livemusic

    Premium
    Brazil Blumenau, SC

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    Felipe: Awful graphics. Look at all this aliasing!
  30. Furinkazen

    Premium
    United Kingdom Lancashire
    PSN:Furinkazen

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    The first 2012 spec Ferrari, we discuss why it had the performance abilities of a brick.

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