F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[zed300]

Engineer: Yer I just let Seb know that the Geisha girls aren't going to be there tonight. Apparently it was Kamui's bet with Seb, that he couldn't do a 1 second faster lap, during the race.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Engineer: You know Kryten's double Polaroid.
Seb: Yeah?
Engineer: This new update of ours gave Adrian a double iPad.
Seb: *Face in picture*

FINAL ENTRY

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Vettel: "Are you sure you want me to do this?"

Rocky: "Yes."

Vettel: "And you know what's at stake here, right?"

Rocky: "Absolutely."

Vettel: "Okay. Because just so that we're clear on this, we're risking a lot by doing this."

Rocky: "I know. But Helmut and Dietrich are insisting on it, Sebastian. Orders are orders."

Vettel: "Alright. I'll stop following Lewis on Twitter."

 

[homeforsummer]

Engineer: "Mark's on the radio, but I'm having trouble understanding him"
Seb: "Bad line?"
Engineer: "No, just his whiny nasal voice"​

 

[Nessy]

Engineer: "Oh come on Seb... if you expect to win this years F1 dummy spitting contest, you must try harder!... I mean, look at that distance, you barely cleared your feet. Your lips are good but look at your cheeks... you need more puff in them"​

 

[Touring Mars]

Not Seb: "I'm listening in to Ferrari's pit wall... they seem to be talking about you in Italian..."
Seb: "What are they saying??..."
Not Seb: "Well, my Italian's not perfect, but I think someone just called you a chicken..."​

 

[Lizard]

Seb finds out that he is only winning due to the German government paying large amounts to Bernie.

 

[Jav]

Completely OT guys, but I saw it yesterday and LMAO so I thought you guys would love it too:

 

[Touring Mars]

I'll let you off since you posted it 2 minutes after the round closed!!

In other news, the round is now closed for entries. Poll will follow shortly in the poll thread.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FOURTEEN - RESULT

1st: Flex0r - 25 pts
2nd: dhandeh - 18 pts
3rd: livemusic - 15 pts
4th=: Touring Mars, ghskilla - 11 pts
6th=: Pupik, GTP_Ingram - 7 pts
8th=: At1ness, LewyOs, homeforsummer, Furinkazen, Famine - 1 pt

(Min. votes needed to score points this week: 2)

Winning Entry

Massa: Great news I'm the fastest Lego builder.
Alonso: How so?
Massa: On the box it said 3 to 4 years, I finished it in only 1.
Alonso: *facepalm*

​

Standings (after Round Fourteen)

1st: Touring Mars - 141 pts ••
2nd: prisonermonkeys - 127 pts ••
3rd: dhandeh - 91 pts ••

4th: LewyOs - 84 pts•
5th: Famine - 81 pts •
6th: Flex0r - 76 pts ••
7th: DK - 70 pts ••
8th: GTP_Ingram - 57 pts •
9th: niky - 56 pts
10th: ghskilla - 55 pts •

11th: livemusic - 38 pts
12th: Furinkazen - 37 pts •
13th: Stiggy - 29 pts
14th=: Omnis, pezzarinho17 - 28 pts
16th=: RACECAR, Pupik - 27 pts
18th: gorsad - 24 pts
19th=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458 - 23 pts
21st: At 1ness - 23 pts
22nd: Liquid - 21 pts
23rd=: zed300, akmuq, funkyDucks - 20 pts
26th: ECGadget - 18 pts
27th=: tribolik, haitch40, C-ZETA - 17 pts
30th: axletramp - 14 pts
31st: FCB-Rizla-TML - 12 pts
32nd: lemansfanatic - 11 pts
33rd: BlacqueJacques - 10 pts
34th: Jimlaad43 - 9 pts
35th=: LMSCorvetteGT2, PeterJB - 8 pts
37th: Peter. - 4 pts
38th: Sach - 3 pts
39th: Tyger - 2 pts
40th=: Seismica, Turbo-Kai, homeforsummer - 1 pt

Congrats to Flex0r for another victory!!

2012 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DK

Round 2 - Touring Mars

Round 3 - prisonermonkeys

Round 4 - Furinkazen

Round 5 - dhandes & DK

Round 6 - LewyOs

Round 7 - Flex0r

Round 8 - Famine

Round 9 - prisonermonkeys

Round 10 - Touring Mars

Round 11 - dhandeh

Round 12 - GTP_Ingram

Round 13 - ghskilla

Round 14 - Flex0r


Round 15 voting will follow shortly

Round 16 will follow tomorrow​

 

[livemusic]

Yay, a podium finish!

 

[Pupik]

Finally squeezing into Q2 in points...

 

[Furinkazen]

Oh my god 1 point!!!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Sixteen - Korea

Entries by Wednesday, 24th October - 2000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. All entries are subject to approval by the moderation staff and may be removed if deemed inappropriate.

Please also vote for your favourite caption in Round 15:

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=7721831#post7721831

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[Famine]

Webber: So, who am I number 2 to next season?

 

[niky]

I'd like to point out to everyone that my mate Fernando here isn't wearing any pants...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Mark Webber, proving men can Duckface

 

[Lizard]

Drunk Webber: And that is how I managed to get my tongue stuck to a lamp post.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Webber shows off his Vettel impersonation.

 

[TheBook]

Webber: "I'm not poking you, I'm not poking you, I'm not poking you..."

End of the entrance.

 

[livemusic]

Alonso: Hey Mark, do you know why you are so popular with the ladies? Because you let your partner come first.

Webber: Ba-dum-tshh!

 

[Lizard]

Drunk Webber: And that is how I and Sebastian's girlfriend spent the night.

Thats what you get when you make me a number two driver.

 

[Touring Mars]

Alonso: Come on, who doesn't know by now that when Koreans say 'our meatballs are the dog's bollocks', they really mean it?​

 

[Furinkazen]

Teach Felipe this:

"Oppa Number Two Style!"
​

 

[ghskilla]

Alonso: Think anyone can help me with the championship?

Webber: *Points at Maldonado​

 

[Flex0r]

Drunk Webber: And that'z how I woke up under the christmas tree naked.

 

[homeforsummer]

"Oh no you di'nt!"​

 

[Gravitron]

Webber's mocking impersonation of his teammate "Finger Boy"...not 2 seconds after Vettel excused himself to the Little-Boys' room. The next capture in the sequence has Webber screeching "Woohoo! We did it guys!" while shooting his fists in the air.

EDIT: livemusic's above is priceless.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"Screw Gangnam Style, I'd take Night Fever over that any day of the week mate"​

 

[DK]

Alonso - *smells beer on Webber's breath* "I see you've been drinking Foster's..."
Webber - "Australians don't really drink that crap."