GT cult

[raweer]

Dearly beloved supporters

It's time to launch a new cult.

One - or the only one - prophet is Kaz.
Mantra: We'll receive our update.
We'll get our salvation soon - or in a future update.

Innermost regards, raweer (former self-proclaimed master of ceremonies)


edits:

"The wish or ideal of a real driving simulator hold us together ...
and this is much more, than Kaz can do - and achieve." (raweer)
"there's a grain of truth in every joke" (unknown)​

[disclaimer: any resemblance to real occurrences in this forum or persons, is purely coincidental]

 

[KinLM]

 

[Streeto]

Can I join?

 

[raweer]

sure! we're open for everyone ... choose a job r.

 

[KinLM]

EDIT: Nevermind

 

[Odnomre]

So now we're literally making Kaz a prophet..

I always try and not judge people, but dear goodness what is this world coming to, where a video game creator is seen as a God.

Maybe this is a joke and the sarcasm is lost through text. But I'm not sure.

Pssht...

Hey...

It's a joke!

 

[The Stig Farmer]

I spy inter-religious tensions abuilding

 

[Streeto]

At least he's a more credible god than the christian god.

We know he exists for one thing.



ALL HAIL KAZ, KAZ THE ALMIGHTY.

 

[raweer]

So now we're literally making Kaz a prophet.. [...] where a video game creator is seen as a God.

imho, a prophet is only a prophet, not a god

Maybe this is a joke and the sarcasm is lost through text. But I'm not sure.

sometimes, the differentiation is not that simple

...but, we've room for doubter too! r.

 

[KinLM]

Pssht...

Hey...

It's a joke!

Is it?

I guess so. I hope so.

 

[raweer]

Pssht...

how dare you, sir! r.

 

[FoRiZon]

 

[Odnomre]

Kaz is love, Kaz is life.

There's Kaz inside of everyone.

 

[ProjectWHaT]

View attachment 209221

WHaT approved.

 

[diegorborges]

You forgot Maintenance. INFIDELS.

ALL HAIL MAINTENANCE. o/

 

[Nooboogering]

Read the op earlier and realised after reading prior posts, that a cult can be demonised.

 

[raweer]

ALL HAIL MAINTENANCE. o/

uh! be careful with the m-word ... it will distract our minds, one could say, it is a danger to our salvation! r.

 

[lTwiSparkle]

In the beginning, Kaz created grinding and rabbit chasing...

I love you OP, this is awesome

 

[super_gt]

In the beginning, Kaz created grinding and rabbit chasing...

I love you OP, this is awesome

and in the end,Kaz created human drama!

 

[raweer]

don't be afraid, brother in mind, we all can love each other - and this will give us real strength r.

I spy inter-religious tensions abuilding

... had to think about that some minutes ... it's ok! we're open minded, we can coexist - or merging in love to GT. r.

 

[kolio]

LOL or

 

[Hayden]

Fellow followers of almighty Kaz, I must inform you that your cult is not the original Grab Turismo following reliegion. The great Shem began the Book of Turismo many moons ago and it's pages are filled with insightful scripture from the original Turismites.

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/threads/the-book-of-turismo-spec-ii-the-gospels-of-shem.283335/

Maybe our factions can coexist, but if in a few hundred years a war breaks out between our followers (as tends to happen with religious groups) the casualties would weaken the 'planets defences, leaving us open to a Forzarite invasion. I believe we should merge our threads now to prevent this crisis.

 

[Furinkazen]

I worship the deity Translator-San, I believe he is our true saviour and you are wrong to believe that Kaz is the chosen one.

 

[raweer]

hmm, why is Forza an enemy? Usually coalicions are searching "enemys" only to intensify their coherence ... let's try without. r.

I worship the deity Translator-San, I believe he is our true saviour and you are wrong to believe that Kaz is the chosen one.

good point, Translator-San is important. IMHO, he expresses the thoughts of Kaz, like a priest in a church. r.

Fellow followers of almighty Kaz

please, allow me to adjust that ... Kaz is "only" our prophet - not the GreaT one. r.

 

[Streeto]

Kaz is love, Kaz is life.

There's Kaz inside of everyone.

 

[TheMokafan]

At least he's a more credible god than the christian god.

We know he exists for one thing.



ALL HAIL KAZ, KAZ THE ALMIGHTY.

Jesus man, you almost cut me with that edge.

 

[MXH]

View attachment 209229

I'm assuming that it's just a placeholder for the Spec II Edition.

 

[Pootis]

The satire is strong with this one.

 

[IneedSchool]

I don 't want to be rude, but raweer have you forgotten to take your meds?

 

[raweer]

many thanks for your concern! Now, i don't need them anymore - in love, r.