You think that the modern era games are terrible? Surely you've all forgotten the amazing garbage people put in the past. And I am amazed and astonished that no one has mentioned these fine folk and their terrible games.
Such as this:
Yep, Phoenix Games. You want bad? Look no further than these f:censored:s (actually, they only published this heap, since it was Kung Fu Games who created this), because we are scraping the bottom of the barrel Now, let me show you why this game is terrible, with one picture:
- Look at them amazing graphics, huh? Thank god I know that PS1 can render better graphics than these, because this is absolute garbage. And this is probably a game that is being played on a emulator...
- Hum, why do I think that rev counter looks familiar?
Oh, it's almost a direct rip-off of Ridge Racer Type 4's rev counter! And speaking of games that look prettier...
Ahem, moving on. See those 5 classes of cars on the cover? No difference between all of them. Custom Car Derby, Muscle Machine, it's all the same. All copies of real-life cars, that handle nothing like them. One blob of ugly, poorly rendered cars that don't understeer nor oversteer, talk about unilateral handling... And do you think that Rally Rider class means you'll race in dirt tracks?
Haha, you're funny, of course not. Because that would require effort, you see. And speaking of effort, there was almost none used for this game. Each car class has about 3 or 4 cars to drive, with each class having a whopping TWO tracks to drive in. And since there are no story modes or anything as such, you're stuck with one-off races against an A.I. that's about as good as Gran Turismo's (see what I did there?). And the best part?
After you win, you get one result screen with two simple words at the bottom. "Game Over". And you can't change your player name, so you'll be forever known in game as "Player 1".
For the final nail on the coffin, the best of all parts: after going through a horrendous race with a dull car against equally dull opponents, you can't even save your own "progress" (using the term loosely). Let me say this again:
THERE. IS. NO. SAVE. FEATURE. Yep. One of PS1's last releases and it doesn't even have a save feature. Progress? Hah! Screw progress!
Of course, this isn't even Pheonix worst work. You want to know what that is?