Karsten. Do you have contact?

@tarnheld I can't believe you watched it.

Love that kind of humor, even if i can only guess what he's saying -- but the scenes are pretty self-explaining! :tup:
Paranormal medium looks like he's touch with the other side, but there is always a mundane reason for his behaviour.

@tarnheld Great description. 👍



#1
-Karsten. Do you have contact?
-No, damn it. You're standing on my foot.


#2.
-Karsten. Do you have contact?
-No, damn it. I'm having a tetanus shot.


#3
-Karsten. Do you have contact?
-No, damn it. I'm looking at my bank account / my funds.


#4
-Karsten. Do you have contact?
-No, damn it. I found a naked picture of Roger Pontare
on YouP***. Oooh, he looks damned awful.


#5
-Karsten. Do you have contact?
-No, damn it. I'm trying on some Cheap Monday jeans.
They're so tight, must make them fit. Come on!


#6
-Karsten. Do you have contact?
-No, damn it. I'm listening to Peter Jöback's christmas cd.
Oooh, what terrible singing. My ears are hurting.


#7
-Karsten. Do you have contact?
-No, damn it. I've just had a brazilian wax.
Woman: What the hell are you doing?
Karsten: Shut up. Oooh, it stings.


#8
-Karsten. Do you have contact?
-No, damn it. I'm watching a dvd of the morning news.
They're terrible.


#9
-Karsten. Do you have contact?
-No, damn it. It hurts when I pee.
Close the door!


#10
-Karsten. Do you have contact?
-No, damn it. These two guys in prison wants
me to pick up the soap. Oh noo..