JockeP22

Karsten. Do you have contact?

JockeP22, Aug 14, 2015
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      Love that kind of humor, even if i can only guess what he's saying -- but the scenes are pretty self-explaining! :D:tup:
      Paranormal medium looks like he's touch with the other side, but there is always a mundane reason for his behaviour. :lol:
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      @tarnheld Great description. :tup:



      #1
      -Karsten. Do you have contact?
      -No, damn it. You're standing on my foot.


      #2.
      -Karsten. Do you have contact?
      -No, damn it. I'm having a tetanus shot.


      #3
      -Karsten. Do you have contact?
      -No, damn it. I'm looking at my bank account / my funds.


      #4
      -Karsten. Do you have contact?
      -No, damn it. I found a naked picture of Roger Pontare
      on YouP***. Oooh, he looks damned awful.


      #5
      -Karsten. Do you have contact?
      -No, damn it. I'm trying on some Cheap Monday jeans.
      They're so tight, must make them fit. Come on!


      #6
      -Karsten. Do you have contact?
      -No, damn it. I'm listening to Peter Jöback's christmas cd.
      Oooh, what terrible singing. My ears are hurting.


      #7
      -Karsten. Do you have contact?
      -No, damn it. I've just had a brazilian wax.
      Woman: What the hell are you doing?
      Karsten: Shut up. Oooh, it stings.


      #8
      -Karsten. Do you have contact?
      -No, damn it. I'm watching a dvd of the morning news.
      They're terrible.


      #9
      -Karsten. Do you have contact?
      -No, damn it. It hurts when I pee.
      Close the door!


      #10
      -Karsten. Do you have contact?
      -No, damn it. These two guys in prison wants
      me to pick up the soap. Oh noo..
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