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I got myself a vintage billfold.
I just got my F Horn replaced by a mellophone so I can play it with one hand, which I have to due to a broken collar bone. It plays a lot like a...
I bought some Sennheiser HD598 headphones and a Bauer Vapor hockey stick. Both nice purchases, I'd recommend either.
Maybe it accepts peanut oil as a fuel source.
Smooth, white, tacky, box like, birdlike, and with a new car smell? Hey, that doesn't sound too bad.
Ronnie Coleman can't fit in there! It ain't nothin but a p-nut!
Apparently, use of a dream diary is the first step to becoming a lucid dreamer. My buddy tried to become a lucid dreamer, he claims he had sleep...
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
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As most people are...
Try one of my specialty drinks:
Inner city slurpy (this might only make sense to an American):
If I were you, I'd go with british racing green.
Someone has a drinking problem. By that I mean, Y U NO DRINK EGGNOG AND WHITE RUM?
Have you ever noticed that guys always spill right onto their crotch? Why does that happen?
My gear grinder is my body in winter. I have chapped...
I've given up with iOS, and I haven't looked back. Android is just so much better. My RAZR came with Motorola music, which I think is a great...
Worth it. I love this phone, and Swype eliminates typos and Is very fast.