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@Trick_13 have you tried looking in your spam folder or junk mail, Because thats where i looked for mine.
Don't mess with old people..
I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was...
I think this lays it out pretty well..
An old man was asked, "At your ripe age, what do
you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"
I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license...
and all just because of a stupid police officer...
The conversation went like this, when I got...
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
At the cocktail...
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory: all I did was take a day off!
Money talks: mine always says is goodbye.
I went to see the...
1950'S VERSION OF AN E-MAIL
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO PUT THIS TOGETHER, BUT IT IS WONDERFUL....
LONG AGO AND FAR AWAY, IN A LAND THAT TIME FORGOT,...
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary
Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of...
Little Mary's father was typing away at his home computer, when she sneaked up behind him. Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kitchen,...
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one...
Not much time to do this one.