Barclays Premiership 06/07 Thread (I cant think of a funny title at the moment)

[Race Idiot]

I LOVE YOU ARSENAL I DO (ONLY ON THE 21ST OF JANUARY 2007 THOUGH)

ALSO CHELSEA PLAY BETTER MORE

NEED DEFENDERS GOD DAMNIT RECALL YOUF TEAM GUY PLAYING FOR QPR FFS

 

[Poverty]

How exactly is Sol useless?

 

[Race Idiot]

Because he is awesome for portsmouth hurf durf.

 

[daan]

OK I AM DONE PLEASE THANK ME FOR BEING AWESOME AND TYPING ALL THAT UP OK

Awesome? You suck! You got the Middlesbrough "Out" bit wrong, so I tidied it up for you.

 

[Dave A]

I think Forutne has gone to Manchester City. And Man U have bought some players but none of any significance yet. But there's plenty of time left. And god damn it I want the Premiership to start too. Good post btw 👍.

 

[Race Idiot]

Awesome? You suck! You got the Middlesbrough "Out" bit wrong, so I tidied it up for you.

I started to copy paste the In/out things at that point instead of typing each one manualy I didn't noticce that so uh thanks.

Also if there are any other transfers please bug me about them and i'll update the list.

I think Forutne has gone to Manchester City. And Man U have bought some players but none of any significance yet. But there's plenty of time left. And god damn it I want the Premiership to start too. Good post btw 👍.

Fortune to Man City isn't confirmed yet, but it says that Bolton is a possibility as well.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Any new son the new kits?

Liverpool's Europe kit was shown against Wrexham, it's quite bad IMO. Wonder if they'll follow the Addidas template for the home and away kits.

 

[Race Idiot]

Any new son the new kits?

Liverpool's Europe kit was shown against Wrexham, it's quite bad IMO. Wonder if they'll follow the Addidas template for the home and away kits.

Oh what that Green and white abomination, yeah it's pretty bad. Almost Newcastle 3rd kit bad.

The normal away and home kits look nice though.

Oh yeah Man United's kit looks horrible.

Edit: Also god damnit my image hosting is down argh.

 

[El Gigante]

Thanks for typing all that up, I appreciate all your efforts

And I think Man U's new kit is pretty cool tbh

 

[Race Idiot]

I dunno that white area around the badge and the sponsors logo just don't look right.

I hope the new Chelfy kit looks good though!

edit: Oh god this made me lmao totally.

 

[El Gigante]

LOL, that was hilarious! I liked the part about being England manager

Here's the new Chelsea kit by the way

 

[Race Idiot]

Looks a bit like my Argentina kit, looks like their using that new geist design that the wc teams use then. I dunno the liverpool kit I saw looked a bit different.

 

[El Gigante]

It's the same design that Germany, France etc use for their kits. I really like it

 

[Race Idiot]

Yeah it looks nicer than the old umbro design. I dunno umbro and Reebok need to sort their stuff out and start making nicer designs. I mean the old Liverpool kit looks so wierd and the only decent looking Reebok kit is Boltons and thats because Bolton is frikkin rebokville.

Also Chelsea are linked with nesta, Liverpool are linked with Cameronasi and Trezuget and Arsenal are again linked with Buffon.

 

[El Gigante]

Nesta plays for Milan right? I don't think they'll sell him because they're not getting relegated like the other teams. I say we should go for Cannavaro if he doesn't go to Madrid.

 

[Race Idiot]

Nesta plays for Milan right? I don't think they'll sell him because they're not getting relegated like the other teams. I say we should go for Cannavaro if he doesn't go to Madrid.

It's nesta because he initialy wanted to go back to Lazio next season, but seeing as Lazio are going to be in seri B I don't think he wants to go anymore.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Retro Wales Kit > Retro Man Utd Shirt

 

[El Gigante]

Hmm, looks a bit similar. Wales always seem to have ugly kits though in my opinion. By the way I'm glad Paul Scholes is playing again after his blindness, or whatever it was.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Hmm, looks a bit similar. Wales always seem to have ugly kits though in my opinion. By the way I'm glad Paul Scholes is playing again after his blindness, or whatever it was.

What do you expect, they're Kappa. Hardly at the forefront of Footie shirt design.

 

[El Gigante]

Haha, that's true.

 

[Omnis]

Should I still like Fernando Torres if he signs with ManU?

 

[Race Idiot]

Should I still like Fernando Torres if he signs with ManU?

He won't and you shouldn't because the current team to hate is Chelsea, not man u.

 

[Touring Mars]

I predict a riot....

 

[Omnis]

He won't and you shouldn't because the current team to hate is Chelsea, not man u.

The only team I like is Arsenal, though. But, I do hate Chelsea more than Man U.

Also,

I predict a riot....

"Dong has the speed, physicality and his technique is improving all the time," said Ferguson.

That me me laugh.

 

[Race Idiot]

I think that Dong (lmao) got his EU work permit.

Also.

DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG
DONG

Also also.

Anelka has been linked with Pompey and Bolton. If he goes to bolton he can link up with moody striker Diouf and possibly have the moodiest striking pair in premiership history.

In Chelsea (boo, I mean yay) news, Mourinho wants one more signing. It looks like Del Horno may be going back to spain either to Valencia or Bilbao, so we may end up going for Ashley cole. Which I said was pretty unlikely but then again all my Arsenal supporting friends have been saying this to me for months now.b

 

[Omnis]

How well can Dong bend his kicks?

I'm going to laugh if/when an announcer says, "...and Dong has a nice curve."

 

[El Gigante]

It would be funnier if he was called Ding Dong, but Dong is funny enough I guess.

 

[daan]

I do hope he doesn't tackle anyone from behind....

Actually, I hope he does...

 

[Omnis]

"Dong breaks through the back line!"

 

[ExigeEvan]

"That's a huge one from Dong!"