bracketology: worst asian car names

[kirkis9]

i searched and did not find this on GTP, so here is "BRACKETOLOGY, THE SCIENCE OF FINDING THE WORST ASIAN VEHICLE NAME"

borrowed from vwvortex.com

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[Philly]

How do they come up with these names?

And what do they mean in their home language?

 

[High-Test]

Mysterious Utility Wizard!!!!

Dude.. I'm naming my next car that.

 

[MistaX]

Big Thumb Harmonizer Truck should've won that.

 

[superberkut]

Naked?

I think that or Pantryboy Supreme should (or should've) won. After all, you have house-cleaning products bearing the Wizard name, but PANTRYBOY???

 

[daan]

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=69700

 

[Danny]

I will now make it my life's work to own a Mysterious Utility Wizard.

 

[RICHARDO]

Giga 20 Light Dump: if only they knew there's no such thing as a "light dump".

 

[Pupik]

Man, I don't want to have to clean up after a fight between the Mysterious Utility Wizard and Deliboy. There's going to be olive loaf everywhere...

 

[Smallhorses]

It's amazing to believe that these companies pay literally millions and millions of dollars to their marketing divisions to come up with these names!

Mysterious Utility Wizard! That's had me giggling for hours!

I want a job with one of these corporations, I could conjure many suitably silly names! 💡

Albatross Snot Throttler J-Spec Turbo Sure, that'd make a great Suzuki model!

Subwoofer Bowel Movement XE Can quite picture that as a Daihatsu mini-car!

Whatd'youmabob? Thingymathing? How'd'youmacallit? Super Deluxe Hyper-Star Got to be a Mitsubishi with a title like that!

Perhaps this is why Scion resorted to using 2 letter designations for all of it's vehicles in the US?

The xB is probably released as the Toyota Warbling Walrus Chorus or something equally bizarre & irrelevant in Japan!