Can a Midget Drift

[another_jakhole]

Another attempt at a bad pun I see. Why don't you try be a little mature, seriously. You're not funny.

It's full-blown immaturity. All you can do is ignore that crap. There've been countless times that I've had to let something go when someone was being an idiot.

 

[peter_vod69]

Another attempt at a bad pun I see. Why don't you try be a little mature, seriously. You're not funny.

I'm honestly not trying to be underhanded! I thought that maybe people could find a way to look up to these folk! This sort of attitude is beneath you.

 

[m8h3r]

Suddenly a drift battle between the midget and the tank car seems relevant.

 

[Apmaddock]

Wow. Thank you Captian Obvious. Judging from your response in another thread, I would say you seem to be out on a troll.

Not a troll. I was just feeling particularly sarcastic.

 

[JBanton]

Suddenly a drift battle between the midget and the tank car seems relevant.

Hmm, that gives me an idea...

 

[Apmaddock]

I'm honestly not trying to be underhanded! I thought that maybe people could find a way to look up to these folk! This sort of attitude is beneath you.

You're quickly becoming my new favorite person.

 

[TheeFrogmanlego]

This whole threads a comedy skit, love that guys low blows and getting short with ones puns XD XD XD
On topic, there's a video showing one doing so, but it tips over.

 

[jcm]

I'm honestly not trying to be underhanded! I thought that maybe people could find a way to look up to these folk! This sort of attitude is beneath you.

You are so funny and mature

 

[peter_vod69]

You are so funny and mature

Thank you. I thought most of them would go over their heads though.

 

[jcm]

Thank you. I thought most of them would go over their heads though.

The only intresting thing I can find about the english language. Depending on how you read those statements, you can be thought as very mature or very imature. It was your over-use of the 'smaller' words that gave you away. Now we know that it was an attempt at humor. Some would consider it funny, others would think you were a horrible person.

Yours truly
- Sherlock Holmes

 

[TheeFrogmanlego]

Thank you. I thought most of them would go over their heads though.

👍 your consistency is whats really funny

 

[watermelon punch]

Did the original question ever get answered?
I can't find it.

 

[gjeff12]

Did the original question ever get answered?
I can't find it.

I think it was yes.

 

[jcm]

Thank you. I thought most of them would go over their heads though.

🤬 took me a while to see that one...

 

[gjeff12]

Ok, after doing 4 laps of Tokyo R246 in my fully tuned Midget I can say that it is definitely(?) one of, if not, THE BEST drift cars I have ever used. I ended up getting over 17000 points in a lap. Because it's a flatbed, it's really easy to control at any speed, in any corner, at any angle. With it's whopping 0.2HP/kg power to weight ratio, it has no problem accelerating to 120km/h even while drifting. A picture will come in a while.

 

[TheeFrogmanlego]

I answered it .. I said , yes but it tips over!!!! darn midget jokes.. there far to short to be taken seriously tho , the jokes not the people.

 

[gjeff12]

Ok, here are some appropriately sized pictures of some Midget drifting action.







If they're too little, don't worry. You can click to see the Midgets get bigger.

 

[peter_vod69]

Should I put fullsize pics or clickable thumbnails?

Just show us the small ones.

 

[gjeff12]

These pictures don't do the Midget justice. There's a lot of fun packed in those tiny trucks. My better drifts looked a little short in the photos so these are the more photogenic ones.

 

[jcm]

Just show us the small ones.

You must be a very small man to not only insult people due to being short, but also use the same joke five times. Get some new material or leave. And post your new material in the Jokes thread.

 

[peter_vod69]

You must be a very small man to not only insult people due to being short, but also use the same joke five times. Get some new material or leave. And post your new material in the Jokes thread.

Look I don't know what your quarrel with me is, but I just don't feel like we are communicating on the same level.

 

[jcm]

Look I don't know what your quarrel with me is, but I just don't feel like we are communicating on the same level.

...

 

[Apmaddock]

You must be a very small man

Was that intentional?

 

[GTP_CargoRatt]

Seriously you guys, is all this really needed. Making fun of someones physical limitations or characteristics is really immature. You may think you're being funny and slick with your little puns and innuendos, when in fact you are just showing how immature and childish you are. You really need to stop. And please don't come back at me with another one of your stupid puns, it will only further dfive my point home.

 

[jcm]

Was that intentional?

Not in a joking manner, no. I think it's metaphorical (is that the right word?). Sort of like saying someone has a heart of gold, it's not actually made of gold, it just means there a very nice person.

Seriously you guys, is all this really needed. Making fun of someones physical limitations or characteristics is really immature. You may think you're being funny and slick with your little puns and innuendos, when in fact you are just showing how immature and childish you are. You really need to stop. And please don't come back at me with another one of your stupid puns, it will only further dfive my point home.

I wasn't making a short joke, just using a metaphor. It's mainy peter_vod69, and he should stop now.

 

[another_jakhole]

I wasn't making a short joke, just using a metaphor. It's mainy peter_vod69, and he should stop now.

Just so you know, I understood you weren't joking.

 

[jcm]

Just so you know, I understood you weren't joking.

Yeah, I just wanted to make sure that Apmaddock knew.

 

[MSTER232]

I believe this topic is the plot of the next Fast and Furious movie.

2 Fast 2 Furious Midget II Drift

 

[GTP_CargoRatt]

Not in a joking manner, no. I think it's metaphorical (is that the right word?). Sort of like saying someone has a heart of gold, it's not actually made of gold, it just means there a very nice person.



I wasn't making a short joke, just using a metaphor. It's mainy peter_vod69, and he should stop now.

Yea, I knew where you were coming from. You're fine, no problems.

 

[peter_vod69]

It's OK guys I'll stop soon. I'm running short of new ones now anyway. Sounds like you've "had it up to here" so to speak.