Confession Booth

Discussion in 'The Rumble Strip' started by ash6660, Jul 9, 2005.

  1. ash6660

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    Now, I'm no Catholic or anything, but there are some things I've done or said that I never admitted to...

    I don't know ANY members of Gtplanet personally, thats why I am gonna start off this sort of online Confession Booth...

    OK, I'll start...

    Once, I told my sister her Hamster died of natural causes. Well, I have a confession to make to you all...I actually sat on it and killed it

    Any confessions anybody?
     
  2. Famine

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    Your ass IS natural. Isn't it?

    Or are you Roboass?
     
  3. Event

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    I'm sorry man, I'm kindof goofy right now...
     
  4. ash6660

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    Yeah...whatever you say
     
  5. ash6660

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    another confession...

    A dead bird was outside my house, it fell down while i was in my room and my dad was downstairs...the truth is i shot it down :( :( sorry
     
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    I once called Famine a poopyhead behind his back.
     
  9. superhodge

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    Are all your confessions about killing small animals? :sick:

    Is this thread a ruthless ploy to get someone to confess to the london bombings?
    you sly thing you
     
  10. Funkshen

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    My confessions are out, im the Master Mind behind all terrorist activity (including London bombings)... and i am planning to take out alll living existance... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    No seriously i am.
     
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    You really are an insensitive bastard, aren't you? :dunce:
     
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    But i do feel for the people effected... My sister is living in London as we speak.. and we didn't hear from her almost 24 hours after the bombings. In that time even though it was unlikely for her to be effected you couldn't but be worried sick. It was scary even imagining her death. so im so insensitive.
    Anyway my comment above, was a harmless joke moving on.
     
  13. ls2_297

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    looks like where not passed the time for jokes.. maybe a couple more mins lol....
     
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    GTP is like an addicting (for me)
     
  15. ash6660

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    I'll ask him later, summink to do with the engine though..its a mondeo 220 or summink like that, its pretty fast...he bought it off my wood work teacher from my school
     
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    That explains it then, those wood work teachers really know how get those enignes hummin' ;)
     
  17. ash6660

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    I haven't noticed that they all involve small animals..but, it would be good if someone did confess to the bombings i suppose, WITHOUT INSENSITIVE JOKES FROM SOME HALF-WIT!

    Another confession...

    Once, my sis lost her bra etc.




    the truth is i nicked it once to dance to 'i want to break free' for a bet..then i kinda accidently threw them out...by them i mean a bra, pair of tights and top
     
  18. ash6660

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    do you know how awful it is having your dad be best mates with your teacher (who also happens to be my form tutor)...

    No more skipping tests :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: :ouch:
     
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    418 bhp on a FWD??? 418-226= 222 bhp, wow, how???
    What about the gearbox, is it still strong enough to withstand the forces???
     
  20. ash6660

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    i really don't know, i think he did put new gearbox on it (my teacher), but it don't do many miles to the gallon, only 3 - 7mpg when flat out
     
  21. Jugend

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    I've done some pretty nasty stuff I never told anyone about but it won't be told here either.

    Only confession for me is that I've made a useless post in this thread.
     
  22. kikie

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    *edit*: :indiff: :(
     
  23. PS

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    I cheated on my gf once. . .it was worth it though. But only once!
     
  24. Jondot

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    I told my parents that i fell over and smashed my old phone. The truth is, i kinda swung it across the school hall at about 90mph. The same goes for the phone it replaced, apart from that time, i threw it and it hit the top of a rugby post, and it seperated into 4 parts - front cover, main phone, battery, and back cover. They all then landed with a thud on the frozen school field.
     
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  26. Evolution.

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    My confession is:

    I love you all!

    Just kidding...

    I don't really have any confessions I should share with you,but I will.

    One time i accidently hit our neighbors pet cat with my bike (accidently,mind you).So i circled the block a few times,then went in and told them it looked like someone had hit their cat.:(

    The cat lived though,so all is well.It just had a really f'd up looking ear for the rest of its life :lol:
     
  27. VIPFREAK

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    Oh man, that first part of this thread was hilarious! :lol::tup: From now on Ash6660 is Roboass!

    My confession I farted... but it was a dud. :lol:
     
  28. Danny

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    I once murdered a nun in cold blood.

    Then I went and did other blasphemous things.
     
  29. Evolution.

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    At 500 posts,ash's new title will be "RoBoAsS"
     
  30. EvilToast

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    i once masterbated 6 times in a row... :nervous: