Formula 1 F1 Caption Game 2017 - R9: Austria - Open to Sat 22 Jul 1000 BST

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    COMPETITION RULES

    Captions and Images

    • All captions must be your own work. Captions that are deemed too similar to existing submitted captions may be disqualified.
    • Captions must be in text format only. Weblinks can be included as part of a sentence, but captions must include some text and may not simply be a link to a picture.
    • All captions must comply with the forum rules. Captions deemed to be inappropriate e.g. explicit sexual references, offensive comments etc. may be disqualified.
    • All moderation staff can delete any posts for any reason. All entries are subject to approval by the moderation staff and all moderating decisions are final.
    • The winner of each Round will be asked to select an image for the next Round, but if there is no reply within 24 hours, the offer will be passed to the 2nd placed entrant etc.
    • Images submitted by Round Winners must be of reasonable size and quality and are subject to approval by the moderation team i.e. unsuitable images e.g. images depicting accidents resulting in injury or other inappropriate material will not be used.
    • Round Winners who select an image for the subsequent round must wait at least 3 hours before submitting a caption for their own picture. Captions posted earlier than this will not be admitted to the poll.

    Voting

    • Each round, captions will be gathered and posted in the voting thread (see below) and subjected to a public vote. Anyone is allowed to vote, but those who have entered a round are expected to vote in that round, and may not vote for their own caption. Captions voted for by their authors will be disqualified. Repeat offenders will be banned from the thread.
    • You have three votes and you can either split your votes 2-1, or give three captions one vote each. You must use all three votes.
    • Each caption will be assigned a letter code, and votes should be cast as follows:



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    • You cannot edit your votes once they have been cast, so please post carefully. Edited voting posts will be discounted.
    • Voting will be carried out in a separate voting thread here: https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/threads/f1-caption-game-2014-voting-thread.126394/ Please also subscribe/watch that thread if you want to play.

    Scoring
    Points are awarded to the captions that receive the most votes in the voting round. There are ten scoring positions:

    1st - 25 points
    2nd - 18 points
    3rd - 15 points
    4th - 12 points
    5th - 10 points
    6th - 8 points
    7th - 6 points
    8th - 4 points
    9th - 2 points
    10th - 1 point

    In the event of a tie for any position, points are averaged and shared (rounding down where necessary), e.g. two people tied for 4th will both receive 11 pts ((12+10)/2); 3 people tied for 1st will receive 19 pts ((25+18+15)/3) etc.

    In the event of tied scores in the final standings, the person with the most "wins" will be awarded the title.


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    Previous Champions

    2005 - Solid Lifters
    2006 - Pupik & DQuaN
    2007 - Touring Mars
    2008 - Touring Mars
    2009 - Touring Mars
    2010 - Touring Mars
    2011 - LewyOs
    2012 - prisonermonkeys & Touring Mars
    2013 - no winner
    2014 - Touring Mars
    2015 - GTP_Ingram

    Previous Final Standings
    2015 Final Standings

    1st: GTP_Ingram****** - 202 pts
    2nd: Touring Mars*** - 172 pts
    3rd: Famine** - 155 pts[/B]

    4th: Jimlaad43* - 125 pts
    5th: Liquid** - 119 pts
    6th: Legro** - 115 pts
    7th: prisonermonkeys - 114 pts
    8th: SVT Cobra GT* - 93 pts
    9th: Flex0r* - 91 pts
    10th: Furinkazen - 85 pts

    11th: TheBook* - 81 pts
    12th: DK - 79 pts
    13th: Luke* - 50 pts
    14th: BlacqueJacques - 49 pts
    15th: Niku Driver HC - 35 pts
    16th: mikeerfol - 32 pts
    17th: Pezzarinho17 - 29 pts
    18th=: Mike458*, Pupik* - 25 pts
    20th: Rage Racer* - 19 pts
    21st=: haitch40, axletramp - 19 pts
    23rd=: RACECAR, aarror - 18 pts
    25th=: Soundtrack, Stiggy - 15 pts
    27th: Omnis - 8 pts
    28th=: niky, CLowndes888 - 3 pts

    2014 Final Standings

    1st: Touring Mars ***** - 216 pts
    2nd: Famine *** - 163 pts
    3rd: GTP_Ingram *** - 152 pts

    4th: Furinkazen ** - 152 pts
    5th: prisonermonkeys ** - 142 pts
    6th: Soundtrack - 127 pts
    7th: niky ** - 123 pts
    8th: NFX *** - 109 pts
    9th: TheBook * - 92 pts
    10th: Jimlaad43 - 64 pts

    11th: Akmuq * - 56 pts
    12th: DK * - 53 pts
    13th: magpie1997 * - 51 pts
    14th: Flex0r - 49 pts
    15th: PeterJB * - 38 pts
    16th: haitch40 * - 37 pts
    17th=: BlacqueJacques, pezzarinho17 - 34 pts
    19th=: Liquid, zed300 - 27 pts
    21st=: Beeblebrox237, DQuaN, Solo - 20 pts
    24th: LMSCorvetteGT2 - 15 pts
    25th: SVT Cobra GT - 11 pts
    26th: Omnis - 10 pts
    27th: Pupik - 8 pts
    28th: Matty - 7 pts
    29th: stiggygonzalez - 5 pts
    30th: C-ZETA - 4 pts
    31st=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124 - 2 pts
    33rd: jimipitbull - 1 pt

    2013 Final Standings

    Vettel won. Nothing to see here.

    2012 Final Standings

    1st: prisonermonkeys ***, Touring Mars *** - 178 pts
    3rd: Famine - 119 pts *
    4th: ghskilla - 113 pts *
    5th: LewyOs - 112 pts *
    6th: dhandeh - 109 pts **
    7th: DK - 105 pts ***
    8th: Flex0r - 98 pts **
    9th: niky - 86 pts
    10th=: GTP_Ingram *, livemusic - 72 pts *
    12th: gorsad - 68 pts *
    13th: Jimlaad43 - 53 pts *
    14th: pezzarinho17 - 52 pts
    15th: Furinkazen - 51 pts *
    16th: haitch40 - 44 pts *
    17th: Pupik - 40 pts
    18th: Akmuq - 33 pts
    19th: C-ZETA - 32 pts
    20th: Stiggy - 29 pts
    21st: Omnis - 28 pts
    22nd: RACECAR - 27 pts
    23rd: zed300 - 25 pts
    24th=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458, At 1ness, BlacqueJacques - 23 pts
    28th: Liquid - 21 pts
    29th: funkyDucks - 20 pts
    30th: ECGadget - 18 pts
    31st: tribolik, - 17 pts
    32nd: axletramp - 14 pts
    33rd=: FCB-Rizla-TML, DQuaN - 12 pts
    35th: lemansfanatic - 11 pts
    36th=: LMSCorvetteGT2, PeterJB - 8 pts
    38th: Peter. - 4 pts
    39th: Sach - 3 pts
    40th: Tyger - 2 pts
    41st=: Seismica, Turbo-Kai, homeforsummer - 1 pt

    2011 Final Standings

    1st: LewyOs - 206 pts
    2nd: ADEuk - 183 pts
    3rd: Touring Mars - 163 pts
    4th: Famine - 117 pts
    5th: niky - 110 pts
    6th: PeterJB - 102 pts
    7th: pezzarinho17 - 72 pts
    8th: Pupik - 71 pts
    9th: prisonermonkeys - 62 pts
    10th: Alex. - 56 pts
    11th: GTP_Ingram - 50 pts (1 win)
    12th: livemusic - 50 pts (0 wins)
    13th=: Jimlaad43; dhandes - 41 pts
    15th: RACECAR - 37 pts
    16th: Omnis - 35 pts
    17th: TopGearFTW - 34 pts (1 win)
    18th: haitch40 - 34 pts (0 wins)
    19th: akmuq - 32 pts
    20th: mafia_boy - 28 pts
    21st: C-ZETA - 26 pts
    22nd=: DQuaN , MrMulsanne - 25 pts (1 win)
    24rd: AudioSpark - 24 pts
    25th: BlacqueJacques - 22 pts
    26th: ghskilla - 21 pts (1 win)
    27th: daan - 21 pts
    28th: mPWRD - 20 pts
    29th: Peter. - 19 pts
    30th: TheStig13 - 18 pts
    31st=: race'emhard, driftking18594 - 17 pts
    33rd: EDK - 16 pts
    34th=: Bee, TheCracker - 11 pts
    36th=: homeforsummer, PureAwesomeness - 10 pts
    38th: peterjford - 8 pts
    39th: Mynock005 - 5 pts
    40th: lukecfc - 4 pts
    41st=: F1Addict, granturismite - 3 pts
    43rd=: adamp93, Tesla, Borna12345 - 2 pts

    2010 Final Standings

    1st: Touring Mars = 197 pts
    2nd: Smallhorses
    = 161 pts
    3rd: pippin4652
    = 133 pts
    4th: interludes = 126 pts
    5th: PeterJB = 90 pts
    6th: niky = 86 pts
    7th: Soundtrack = 79 pts
    8th: daan = 73 pts
    9th: Famine = 69 pts
    10th: ADEuk = 66 pts
    11th: Omnis = 58 pts
    12th: LewyOs = 51 pts
    13th: Pupik = 38 pts
    14th= SUPER NUMBBER, astrosdude91 = 35 pts
    15th: TS = 33 pts
    16th: mafia_boy = 32 pts
    17th: TheStig13 = 31 pts
    18th=: yeti, Alex., Jimlaad43 = 28 pts
    21st=: zed300, chromatic9 = 24 pts
    23rd: Pescara for GT5 = 23 pts
    24th=: Terronium-12, ROAD_DOGG33J = 21 pts
    26th: peterjford = 20 pts
    27th: glassjaw = 19 pts
    28th: PureAwesomeness = 18 pts
    29th= ExigeEvan, Ian Poole = 16 pts
    31st: TopGearFTW = 14 pts
    32nd=: mipuumal, KobayashiFan, driftking18594 = 13 pts
    35th=: , BlacqueJacques, livemusic = 12 pts
    37th=: orimarc, Fastas, Beliall = 10 pts
    40th=: NihilismOnToast, RACECAR = 9 pts
    42nd=: Only_in_f1, analog = 8 pts
    44th=: haitch40, atteiros = 7 pts
    46th=: Carbonite, Justin, Raagentreg = 6 pts
    49th: Peter = 5 pts
    50th=: SaberFire, Seismica, Captain Roh = 4 pts
    53rd=: Sureboss, Boundary Layer = 2 pts
    55th: C-ZETA = 1 pt

    2009 Final Standings

    1st Touring Mars - 69 points
    2nd Smallhorses - 60 points
    3rd Soundtrack - 58 points
    4th interludes - 48 points
    =5th PeterJB, Omnis - 40 points
    7th Pupik - 33 points
    8th pippin4652 - 28 points
    =9th mipuumal, zed300, Sureboss - 22 points
    12th Bram Turismo - 20 points
    =13th Chronos, peterjford, daan - 18 points
    16th livemusic - 15 points
    17th simracerworld - 14 points
    18th orimarc - 13 points
    19th Solid Lifters - 11 points
    =20th MildAshers, mPWRD- 10 points
    =22nd TheCracker, 80Y 2C2 - 8 points
    =24th Only_in_f1, Famine, yeti, mafia_boy- 7 points
    =28th Roo, Alex, PJ-FFL, LancerEvo7GSR, LewyOs - 6 points
    =33rd ty00123, RACECAR - 5 points
    35th TS- 4 points
    36th 88c-v racer- 3 points
    37th ROAD_DOGG33J - 2 points
    =38th homeforsummer, in.s@ne, Ian Poole - 1 point

    2008 Final Standings

    1st. Touring Mars - 73 points
    2nd. mipuumal - 53 points
    3rd. Omnis - 52 points
    =4th. Do you race?, Sureshot - 42 points
    6th. Bee - 39 points
    7th daan- 37 points
    8th. Venari - 34 points
    =9th. DQuaN, TheCracker, Pupik - 25 points
    12th. FatAssBr - 23 points
    13th. peterjford - 19 points
    14th. Famine- 18 points
    15th. SUPER NUMBER - 17 points
    16th. Metar, Orimarc - 16 points
    =18th. Roo, Serge.D, Bram Turismo - 13 points
    21st. Solid Lifters- 12 points
    22nd. RACECAR - 11 points
    =23rd. nitro_2005, darkfinal, GT4 Genius, Alex - 10 points
    27th. Smallhorses - 9 points
    28th Specialized - 8 points
    29th. Jani - 7 points
    30th. Only_in_f1 - 6 points
    =31st. VTRacing, Soundtrack - 5 points
    =33rd. [FPV] Rusty, Motominded. PeterJB - 3 points
    =36th. milkymidget, wrcsti, P3nT4gR4m, mafia_boy - 2 points
    =40th. Webby Moto, Hun200KMH, zoxxy - 1 point

    2007 Final Standings

    1st: Touring Mars - 102 pts
    2nd: Pupik - 62 pts
    3rd: daan59
    4. Alfaholic - 52
    5. TheCracker - 50
    6. Kylehnat - 47
    7. Specialized - 43
    8. Bee - 39
    9. Roo - 32
    10. Do you race? - 31
    11. FatAssBr - 27
    12= -Diego-, Venari - 26
    14= Solid Lifters, Danoff - 25
    16. Blake - 22
    17. peterjford - 21
    18= Sureshot, Metar - 18
    20= Small_Fryz, Only_in_f1 - 17
    22. Famine - 16
    23. DQuaN - 15
    24. Sting - 12
    25. Alex. - 11
    26= Allianz, Jackington - 8
    28. Appie17 - 6
    29= Gashlycrumb, mipuumal - 5
    31. Omnis - 4
    32= XGT Taipan, Aquendwato, Smallhorses - 3

    2006 Final Standings

    1= RN3KKWWMT, Pupik – 27
    3. TheCracker – 22
    4. TVRKing - 21
    5= Specialized, Soild Lifters - 20
    7= Danoff, Famine - 18
    9. slider-s15- 15
    10. Bee - 13
    11. daan - 11
    12. Bubble Bunny - 10
    13. Dimitrov, Roo - 7
    14= MatttheTuner, Ricky Fitness, SuperT - 5
    17= kylehnat, Slick Rick, Ev0 4 drifter, CardcaptorYoshi, CCX - 3
    22. diablomonkey, FerrariF12007, Sting - 2
    24= Jim Prower - 1

    2005 Final Standings

    1. Solid Lifters: 63
    2. DQuaN: 56
    3. Touring Mars: 48
    kylehnat: 28
    Diego440: 24
    TheCracker: 24
    GilesGuthrie: 23
    Bubble Bunny: 22
    TVRKing: 19
    Specialized: 17
    [FPV]Rusty: 16
    Appie17: 15
    impreza04: 13
    Omnis: 12
    Fonce Diablo: 10
    Sting: 8
     
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  2. Touring Mars

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    Welcome to the 2017 GTPlanet F1 Caption Competition!!


    Please have a quick read of the rules in the OP before entering.



    Round One - Australia

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    Entries by Sun, 2nd April - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

    Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

    Happy captioning! :)
     
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  3. Ryk

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    Oh My GAWD! Is Stoffel wearing Force India Nail Varnish!
     
  4. Niku Driver HC

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    Time to open the proverbial taps!
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    Vandoorne: Hey guys, see this face? Our car produces so much G-force with how fast it is, it gives you this facial expression!

    Max: That's no G-force, man. It's more like "G-farce" from where we sit...

    Final Entry
     
  5. SVT Cobra GT

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    Lance and Max spot Stoffel's ex girlfriend trying to get his attention.
     
  6. Liquid

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    Max Verstappen: "I have to give it to you, Stoffel. You do the best Ralf Schumacher impression."
     
  7. XJ40

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    Stoffel: "I'd give it 5 minutes before using that toilet"

    Final entry
     
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  8. Pezzarinho17

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    Max: Hey Stoffel, did you hear the good news? The FIA have dropped the "Verstappen rule"!

    Lance: And looking at test times, we'll be passing you on track a lot....
     
  9. EDK

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    I think you made your point with the beach chair, Fernando. The bikini is a bit over the top!
     
  10. Jimlaad43

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    Lance: Why is Giovanazzi in the Sauber?
    Stoffel: I may have given Pascal too hard of a slap on the back after practice.
     
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  11. TheBook

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    Verstappen: "So, Stoffel, are you Van-done with jokes about your name yet?"
     
  12. GTP_Ingram

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    Stof: "Well now we know why Seb gives his cars ladies' names. Next time I visit him I'll remember to knock first..."
     
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  13. TRGTspecialist

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    Vandoorne: "Just you wait, I think we'll be much faster than we were in testing."

    Verstappen: "Stoffel, everyone knows you've just brought your Super Formula car painted in black and orange."

    Vandoorne ".......I don't know what you're talking about. :scared: "
     
  14. Touring Mars

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    The McLaren MCL32 has the unfortunate side effect of turning drivers into Prince Charles.
     
  15. zed300

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    Stoffel: The grid girls just told me they preffered spotty faced young boys.
     
  16. prisonermonkeys

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    Don't cry, Stoffel.
    Don't raise you eye -
    It's only a teenage wasteland.
     
  17. BlacqueJacques

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    Relatively New Kids on the Block
     
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  18. FerrariF1GT

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    Verstappen: Mr Vandoorne, what gave you that dimple?
    Vandoorne: *hesitates* Maybe-that-one-McLaren-M-C-L-thirty-two-thing?"
     
  19. Famine

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    Out of shot, left: As Fernando Alonso's Japanese isn't that great, he takes to extreme sign language to explain what's wrong with the new Honda engine.
     
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    Round One - RESULT

    1st: XJ40 - 25 pts (E - 14 votes)
    2nd: Famine - 18 pts (Q - 11 votes)
    3rd: GTP_Ingram - 15 pts (J - 5 votes)
    4th: EDK - 12 pts (G - votes)
    5th=: Liquid, Jimlaad43, Touring Mars, prisonermonkeys - 7 pts (D,H,L,N - 3 votes)
    9th=: Niku Driver HC, BlacqueJacques - 1 pt (B, O - 2 votes)

    (Entries with 1 vote = no score)

    Winning Entry

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    Standings
    *denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

    1st: XJ40 - 25 pts
    2nd: Famine - 18 pts
    3rd: GTP_Ingram - 15 pts

    4th: EDK - 12 pts
    5th=: Liquid, Jimlaad43, Touring Mars, prisonermonkeys - 7 pts
    9th=: Niku Driver HC, BlacqueJacques - 1 pt

    Round Two - China
    will follow next week​
     
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    Round Two - China
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    Entries by Thursday, 13th April - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

    Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.
     
  23. jake2013guy

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    "Hey Fernando. There are Hondas breaking down in other sports. Just watch Super GT."
     
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  24. FerrariF1GT

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    While the spotters are trying to get him to pay attention, Alonso stands visualizing himself as Verstappen without a trace of negativity.

    Final
     
  25. GTP_Ingram

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    Even in the toughest race weekends, Fernando's engineers know he'll cheer right up when they play his favourite deck chair infomercial.
     
  26. Niku Driver HC

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    "Fernando, look! Your car is first in the standings!"

    "Finally! Our hard work has fin... hey, what does that setting title say? "Reversed Order"...!?"

    Final Entry
     
  27. FutureF1

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    "Look Fernando, Ferrari is competing for the title this year."

    Alonso: *screams internally*
     
  28. Flex0r

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    Engineer: "Look Fernando, there are your hopes and dreams. "

    Fernando: "Where?"

    Engineer: "Oh never mind they are long gone."
     
  29. TRGTspecialist

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    McLaren engineers finally figure out Alonso has replaced himself with a cardboard-cutout version, when they realise he has absolutely no reason to look that cheerful.
     
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  30. Ryk

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    Look! Up in the grandstand - It's a Jolyon Palmer fan!