After dropping his bomb, the suspect was seen escaping on a moped. "Two weekends in a row I've found the toilet annihilated by the previous occupant", said a Mr L. Hamilton, 36, Stevenage.
Mayhem ensues after Kimi attempts to recreate the Terminator 2 bike chase scene in the paddock.
Kimi trying out some other alternatives for life after F1
Crikey, this '22 car feels slow, thought Kimi, as he suddenly felt very good about the timing of his retirement.
"I know what I'm doing" Kimi said as he prepared to jump all the trucks in the paddock
Thought bubble: "Why did you no say the first place? I'd get the wrong answer on purpose"
Räikkönen: Bwoah, I get the covid. I go.
The Iceman Goeth...
The real reason for Kimi's absence from Zandvoort: someone let slip that the Haarlem DekaMarkt had 3 for 2 on Magnums.
"Ok team, own up - Who told Kimi about Amsterdam's night life?"
Oh no. Anyway...
"Yeah I told Lewis to run Max wide and he will be fine!"
I'm not laughing at the crash, I just heard a really funny joke
"I can't believe I beat Max today, he was flying"
"Very pleased today, pace was good, it's always very hard to get on top of Lewis, aheh, aheheheh"
Coulthard: So, whenever there's a sprint race your teammate and Verstappen crash into each other.
VB: "Can we watch it again please, just one more time? Ok, ONE more time but in slow motion this time? Go on, again! Can I get a copy of this as well?"
The picture of agony, the thrill of defeat.
"why can't they just get a room?"
Valterri Bottas is delighted to know for sure that racesuits are waterproof as he pisses himself laughing.
Bottas: "I see that Max decided to VerSTOPpen on top of the Mercedes. The weight on Lewis's helmet must've felt like a HamilTON."
Interviewer: "Get out."
Dear Dry Tyres,
Welcome to Dumpsville!
Hamilton (off camera):
Geez, Lando, you're still on dry tyres? Boy, you are slow.
"let's hope nothing goes wrong tomorrow"
Dear Lewis, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's ****ed up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your concert, you didn't have to
But you coulda signed an autograph for Cisca
That's my little sister, man, she's only 15 years old
We waited in the blisterin' cold
For you, for four hours, and you just said no
That's pretty *****y, man, you're like her ****in' idol
She wants to be just like you, man, she likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad, though I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in Towcester?
You said if I'd write you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way: I never knew Ron Dennis neither
He used to always cheat on McLaren and beat 'em
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your 'grams
So when I have a *****y day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I don't really got **** else
So that **** helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you ‘cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Lewis, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Lando—P.S. We should be together too
"Perhaps if I draw the lines on it it'll feel like Intermediates"
I feel I can call you Lewis because we are so much alike. I would love to beat you some day. It would be great to have a race. I know I can't pit faster than you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed. Do you have a good relationship with mechanical issues? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would let me past if you did, and I hope you let me past next time and we get to be great friends; I'm sure our relationship would be a real race win!
several race car stickers
From ****** with love
Lando: Hmm, if I sell this signed on eBay I might be able to afford fuel at the BP station.
Okay, okay, even though your brother cost me my first race win and was a jerk, I'll sign your tread.
Lando: My trusty Nigel Mansell Depth Gauge™ says there's plenty of usable tread in these tyres.