F1 Caption Game 2022 - Spanish Grand PrixFormula 1

[Jezza819]

Dear Lord of the Armco, why hast thou forsaken me?

 

[Touring Mars]

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Hour 10 of 'Armco Proximity Training' and another link is added to Charles's chain.

 

[Famine]

Phwoar, this bit of barrier is hot. I'd hit it.

 

[Liquid]

Charles Leunferc

 

[ro_har_]

CL: "maybe I do have a curse on me, which makes me not do so well at my home grand prix"

 

[Saidur_Ali]

Are we allowed to post for fun now that deadline is over for this one?

I thought of a couple. The latter would have been my final entry if I had posted in time.

T15 Ft. Charles - Heartbroken

Charles: Phoebe is not stupid. We should have checked the left phalange!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round FIVE Results - Monaco
1: @XJ40 - 8 votes (25 pts)
2: @MaxAttack - 7 votes (18 pts)
3=: @Jimlaad43, @Touring Mars, @Jezza819 - 3 votes (12 pts)
6=: @SVT Cobra GT, @Famine @ro_har_ - 2 votes (6 pts)

Leclerc is left with disappointment after his weekend went from a strong pole to a broken shaft.

Standings
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40** - 81
2: Jimlaad43^^ - 70
3: MaxAttack^ - 67
4: Liquid - 44
5: Pezzarinho17^^ - 38
6: ro_har_ - 35
7: SVT Cobra GT^ - 33
8: Touring Mars - 27
9: DPereira_2909* - 25
10: Famine - 14
11: Flex0r - 7


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[Jimlaad43]

Round Six - Azerbaijan

Picture selected by @XJ40
Entries by Monday 14th June 1700 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full UPDATED rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[MaxAttack]

As Lewis' shoes begin smoking ominously, Leclerc and Gasly discuss the "new turn one braking point".

Final Entry.

 

[Famine]

The drivers finally stage an intervention to show Toto Wolff how to wear a sodding face mask properly.

 

[Liquid]

Dental plan!
Lewis needs the brake switch.
Dental plan!
Lewis needs the brake switch.
Dental plan!
Lewis needs the brake switch.

 

[XJ40]

The open air urinal trough gives Lewis stage fright.

 

[Blitz24]

Lewis is finally getting tired of his own dominance and has started taking up napping at unusual inopportune times.

 

[ro_har_]

Gasly: "I wonder what Lewis is looking at on his phone?"

 

[Touring Mars]

Lewis's phone rings during the minute's silence for Max Mosley and Mansour Ojjeh, despite being sure he had switched it off...

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Lewis pauses to remember not to divebomb into turn 1 on the restart.

 

[Jimlaad43]

...and for my next Magic Trick, I will turn this Sprint into a Marathon!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round SIX Results - Azerbaijan
1: @XJ40 - 7 votes (25 pts)
2: @Famine - 5 votes (18 pts)
3=: @ro_har_, @Touring Mars - 4 votes (13 pts)
5: @Liquid - 3 votes (10 pts)
6: @MaxAttack - 2 votes (8 pts)
7=: @Jimlaad43, @Blitz24 - 1 vote (5 pts)

The open air urinal trough gives Lewis stage fright.​

Standings
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40*** - 106
2=: Jimlaad43^^, MaxAttack^ - 75
4: ro_har_ - 48
5: Liquid - 44
6: Touring Mars - 40
7: Pezzarinho17^^ - 38
8: SVT Cobra GT^ - 33
9: Famine - 32
10: DPereira_2909* - 25
11: Flex0r - 7
12: Blitz24 - 1


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[Jimlaad43]

Round Seven - France

Entries by Monday 28th June 1700 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full UPDATED rules available here before entering.
A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Famine]

Haas debuts performance upgrades at Paul Ricard.

 

[Blitz24]

"Toto, these tires are so-so but the car is steering like a bulldozer. Can we box?"
"Nope, stay out."

 

[XJ40]

The one-make support race struggles to keep up with the safety van.

 

[MaxAttack]

After tyre dramas in Baku, Pirelli brought a new extra safe hard compound to France.

 

[Jimlaad43]

To combat the perceived poor racing at Paul Ricard, Formula 1 adds some more DRS - Digger Racing Series.

 

[ro_har_]

Here we see the FIA's latest idea to spice up racing, on track obstacles.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

After some suggestions of making F1 a spec series, this wasn't what fans had in mind.

 

[HenrySwanson]

Mazepin finally has a chance.

 

[Touring Mars]

My money is on #40 to win.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

With the grandstands located miles away from the circuit due to the huge runoff areas, extreme measures had to be taken to ensure the fans could actually see the racing...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Eight - Styria

Entries by Monday Whatever-th July 1700 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full UPDATED rules available here before entering.
A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​