F1 Caption Game 2022 - Spanish Grand PrixFormula 1

[ro_har_]

Williams trying to keep George for next year

 

[Touring Mars]

Serene at Williams...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Roses are Red
The Williams is Blue
If your name is George Russell
There's no points for you

 

[MaxAttack]

GR: And if you thought conjuring flowers was impressive, watch when I make these points disappear!

 

[Liquid]

Even roses have points.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Roses are red, Williams are blue. Sorry George Russell, no points for you...

EDIT: Deleted entry, posted before I saw Jimlaad43's entry!

 

[Liquid]

(Ron Pearlman Fallout voiceover)

"The Driver continued to battle but was unable to score that elusive point. Because Williams... Williams never changes."

 

[Blitz24]

"George Russell looks very happy to be here so he doesn't get fined."

Yuck, I had nothing this week, just like the engine issue on the Williams.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

record scratch

Hi, I'm George Russell, I'll bet you're wondering how I'm still in this position? Well.... so am I.

 

[Famine]

A nervous George goes to finally ask Katie out, knowing that the rest of Year 10 will laugh at him if she says no...

 

[XJ40]

Kimi gets a smile with his 'flower delivery while doing a headstand naked' trick.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round SEVEN Results - FRANCE
1: @Famine - 7 votes (25 pts)
2=: @XJ40, @MaxAttack - 5 votes (16 pts)
4=: @Jimlaad43, @Touring Mars - 4 votes (11 pts)
6: @SVT Cobra GT - 3 votes (8 pts)
7=: @HenrySwanson, @Blitz24 - 2 votes (0 pts)

Haas debuts performance upgrades at Paul Ricard.​

Standings
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40*** - 122
2: MaxAttack^ - 91
3: Jimlaad43^^ - 86
4: Famine - 57*
5: Touring Mars - 51
6: ro_har_ - 48
7: Liquid - 44
8: SVT Cobra GT^ - 41
9: Pezzarinho17^^ - 38
10: DPereira_2909* - 25
11: Flex0r - 7
12: Blitz24 - 1
​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Nine - Austria

(Picture chosen by @Famine)

Entries by Monday 12th? July 1700 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full UPDATED rules available here before entering.
A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[XJ40]

The face you make when you catch your folks having afternoon delight in your motorhome.

 

[Touring Mars]

Me when listening to Boris Johnson speaking.

 

[MaxAttack]

Carlos catches a glance at the fifth and sixth wheels being mounted to the 2022 test car.

 

[Blitz24]

Because the stash of drinks is kept under lock and key at the RB Ring, Carlos is spending his day yawning to stay alert.

 

[Leftcurl]

"oh no.. wait.. i think i... yes, i'm sure i've left my hair straighteners plugged in"

 

[Famine]

Carlos catches sight of Daniel Ricciardo changing, and learns why he's really called "the Honey Badger"...

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Carlos Sainz forgot to wear his mask, but hoped no one would notice his cover up attempt.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Carlos' reaction when he saw Switzerland score their equaliser.

 

[Liquid]

Carlos' reaction to how Daniel Ricciardo is faring in his old seat.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Carlos Sainz hears another deluded fan chant "It's Coming Home" for the 7000th time.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round EIGHT Results - STYRIA
1: @Jimlaad43 - 9 votes (25 pts)
2: @Famine - 5 votes (18 pts)
3=: @Liquid, @SVT Cobra GT, @XJ40 - 4 votes (12 pts)
6: @ro_har_ - 3 votes (8 pts)
7: @MaxAttack - 2 votes (6pts)
8=: @Liquid, @Blitz24 - 1 vote (3 pts)

(Due to an error, Liquid had two entries listed. I would have given points for both entries, buuuuut Liquid voted for one of their own captions, so I have not disqualified, but only awarded points for the lower scoring caption)

Roses are Red
The Williams is Blue
If your name is George Russell
There's no points for you​

Standings
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40*** - 134
2: Jimlaad43^^* - 111
3: MaxAttack^ - 97
4: Famine - 75*
5: ro_har_ - 56
6: SVT Cobra GT^ - 53
7: Touring Mars - 51
8: Liquid - 47
9: Pezzarinho17^^ - 38
10: DPereira_2909* - 25
11: Flex0r - 7
12: Blitz24 - 4
​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Roses are red, Williams are blue. Sorry George Russell, no points for you...

EDIT: Deleted entry, posted before I saw Jimlaad43's entry!

angry noises

Be quicker next time brain! 😅

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round NINE Results - AUSTRIA
1=: @Famine, @Pezzarinho17 - 7 votes (21 pts)
3=: @MaxAttack, @Jimlaad43 - 5 votes (13 pts)
5: @Liquid - 4 votes (10 pts)
6=: @XJ40, @Leftcurl - 3 votes (7 pts)
8=: @Touring Mars, @Blitz24 - 1 vote (3 pts)

Carlos catches sight of Daniel Ricciardo changing, and learns why he's really called "the Honey Badger"...

Carlos Sainz forgot to wear his mask, but hoped no one would notice his cover up attempt.

Standings
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40*** - 141
2: Jimlaad43^^* - 124
3: MaxAttack^ - 110
4: Famine*^ - 96
5: Pezzarinho17^^^ - 59
6: Liquid - 57
7: ro_har_ - 56
8: SVT Cobra GT^ - 53
9: Touring Mars - 52
10: DPereira_2909* - 25
11=: Flex0r, Leftcurl - 7
13: Blitz24 - 5
​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Ten - United Kingdom

(Picture chosen by @Pezzarinho17)

Entries by Monday 26th July 1700 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full UPDATED rules available here before entering.
A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Blitz24]

Seb, Antonio and Mick are evaluating George's career shift to tyre changer for the 2022 season.

 

[Liquid]

Giovinazzi: "There's no point getting upset about it, Giorgio.

Vettel: Ja, anybody could have missed a phone call. It's pointless worrying about it now.

Schumacher: ...so why aren't you driving for Mercedes yet?

 

[Jimlaad43]

Antonio wonders why Seb and Mick were laughing so much after George exclaimed "Its grown 5 inches!".
"What's so funny about a larger Pizza?" He thinks to himself.