F1 Caption Game 2022 - Spanish Grand PrixFormula 1

[niky]

"So you see, they have this secret medicinal mud and powdered goat horn that they... well... look, just feel how baby soft these hands are..."

 

[Dotini]

"They wouldn't let me drive my dad's Lotus until they'd put a bloody wood block under the pedal!"

 

[Flex0r]

Wax on, wax off.
Now get to it.

 

[Jimlaad43]

"How was she?"
"Mid-50s, red top, slimmer than usual and a tight squeeze to get into"
"And the car...?"

 

[Famine]

Who's the chap on the left? I feel like I recognise him, but I can't place him. Anyway:

"So I'm on the inside, right, and Schumacher's to my left..."

 

[XJ40]

"You have to get into the groove, which is why I play the bongos"

 

[Woodybobs]

"Seriously, he's only about this tall. During every conversation I had with Eddie, I was singing the lucky charms jingle in my head. I couldn't stop myself if I tried."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Entries closed. Voting is now open
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...until-monday-29th-april.386445/#post-12717009

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Three - China RESULT

Winning Entry

Jimlaad43:
"How was she?"
"Mid-50s, red top, slimmer than usual and a tight squeeze to get into"
"And the car...?"

Standings after Round Three

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[Jimlaad43]

Round Four - Azerbaijan

Entries by Monday 6th May - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.​

 

[niky]

"Well, mate, the mirrors are about that small..."

 

[FerrariF1GT]

Sir, I'm practicing my forced perspective photo-op at turn 8...

Final

 

[XJ40]

"Well obviously I can't show you, but it's pretty big, about this much away from the floor"

 

[Touring Mars]

Interviewer: "What are your chances of winning a race this year?"

 

[Dotini]

"I'd just started squeezing her norks then WHAP! Now I'm standing here with this fat lip."

 

[Jimlaad43]

"It got this much bigger since I moved to Renault"
"I take it we're still talking about Braking Distances, right?"
"errrr....Yeah"

 

[Woodybobs]

"We've been over this, Danny. Some fans are not tiny, they're just far away."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Four - Azerbaijan RESULT

Winning Entry

Touring Mars:
Interviewer: "What are your chances of winning a race this year?"

Standings after Round Four

@Touring Mars, please send me an image from the Spanish Grand Prix, or nominate someone else to choose one.​

 

[Famine]

Given that he didn't enter a caption for China, does this mean @Touring Mars has back-to-Baku victories?

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Five - Spain

Entries by Monday 20th May - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Max: ReNAulT wIlL bE A grEAt CarEeR MoVe

 

[Famine]

"Oh **** I left my helmet in Azerbaijan!"

 

[XJ40]

"Head and shoulders, knees and toes!"

Kids song, final entry

 

[Flex0r]

Max: A Renault outside of the top 10 after all the trouble you had with those engines. *MIND=BLOWN*

 

[niky]

"Not one word, Max. Or you get the schuey in the glutey."

 

[Touring Mars]

Verstappen can't believe he is about to be passed by Ricciardo

 

[Woodybobs]

Stop moonwalking, Danny! Kvyat's right behind you!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Five - Spain RESULT

Winning Entry

niky:
"Not one word, Max. Or you get the schuey in the glutey."

Standings after Round Five

Congratulations to @niky for your first win of the season. Please PM me a photo from the Monaco weekend​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Six - Monaco

Entries by Tuesday 4th May - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.​

 

[Touring Mars]

"Oh Helmut I left my **** in Azerbaijan!"