TPC's Resident Mad Bloke
- Isle of Wight, UK
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Pictured: George Russell worried this week's sponsor addition could be favouring brand visibility over front downforce...
"Nothing to worry about - Claire and Frank have given me their full support."
"I wonder if Jonathon Williams has anything quicker in the museum?"
♫Everywhere I'm lookin' now♪
♪I'm surrounded by Claire's mistakes♫
♫Baby, I can see your halo♪
♪You know you're savin' my face♫
♫The downforce I need some more♪
♪I lose time all over the place♫
♫Giovi, I need that halo♪
♪Please don't crash in front of me♫
Engineer: Ehm George that's not what we meant when we asked if you wanted to try a stint with another set of yellow tires.
GR "If it wasn't for that wheel"
After Sergio has been infected with Covid-19, it was very difficult for the team to see that Lance has gotten a case of accute Rabies.
"So Lance, why did you bottle the restart?"
"I Succumbed to Pierre Pressure"
"Don't drink it Pierre! It isn't magnesium mineralised!"
Lance Stroll invents the champagne mask
LS: "there is a God up there, and his name is Kevin"
Seb: Top ten? Both cars? Bit of a stretch, don't you think?
Seb demonstrates his Team Principal Wedgie technique.
So Seb we have a plan to get you in the points
"Both of us in the top 10? That's a lot of drivers that will need to be tied up - we'll need more than this!"
"Our engine is so bad, we've replaced yours with a wound up elastic band. We expect it to go 2 tenths quicker."
Tension in the Scuderia reaches breaking point...
Seb: Believe me, I've seen this in videogames, rubberbanding will ensure we stay close to the leading cars.