Pierre: Kvyatbot go left, go left. *smacks controller*
Controller: Kvyatbot controls overridden. Torpedo protocol reactivated.
Pierre: *cheeses it*
"So Franz, how are your drivers performing this season?"
"Well, Pierre is pulling it together, while Daniil seems to be losing focus."
Damn, my left contact lens has fallen out.
I don't think I should have said that to daniil
Pierre: "Umbrella operating instructions: use facing away from you, discard after use"
"It says here I am now the rising star driver, shining brightly in the dawn of victory. And you, poor Danill, are yesterday's man, falling into shade
"Let's spit in our hands and then shake on our promise to both win a race this season. Hey... Why'd you just spit in my hand and... Ew. Daniil?
"So Daniel, why did you forget to do a Shoey?"
Daniel enjoys the return to mid podium refuelling.
Max is clearly still upset about Baku 2018, seen here hitting Daniel in the back as payback
DR: "We should do something to celebrate this achievement with Hamilton... A shoey for Schuey?"
MV: "I was thinking a waterboard to the record!"
Moetry in motion
Max and Daniel testing the new champagne shampoo
Giovinazzi doesn't need a helmet as his hair is enough of a barrier against the elements
"Because I'm worth it." - Antonio Giovinazzi for L'Oréal Paris
Move over Charles, the mane attraction is here
"They told me; Antonio, the boy LeClerc, his hair has-a much less-a drag, we give-a him-a the Ferrari. I said issa no problem, Seb is-a better than Kimi, no? I think I make mistake."
AG: "I just don't get it, I gain weight at every race... I have already halved my diet, what could it be? It is a real head scratcher..."
CL "should I tell him that the 80s finished 31+ years ago?"
Charles: "Don't look Antonio, Romain is bending down."
Antonio: "That Haas..."
CL: "Me and Seb are going for a beer"
AG: "Erm, I think you meant to say 'Seb and I are going for a beer'"
CL: "Thank you, Antonio Grammarnazi..."