TPC's Resident Mad Bloke
- Isle of Wight, UK
A, D, J, one each.
EXCLUSIVE: here we see a possible sighting of the elusive street artist Banksy
Fernando is trying his hand at a new sport, spray paint racing, after hearing some chants of "Felipe is faster than you" over the past few weeks.
Never mind the paint fumes, the mask is because Esteban had the spicy burrito for lunch...
Alonso: "Remember Esteban, it's Grove Street 4 Lyf!"
El Plan takes shape...
"This is genius Fernando! Mercedes keep a tight watch over the cars, but who is watching the lorries during the session! We can repaint and swap the trucks themselves en route to Brazil!"
Alonso: So, Michael, confirm? Is ok if I paint outside the lines?
Alonso makes a few alterations to the technical drawings for the Haas VF21.
As another Alpine truck is condemned after positive COVID tests by its occupants, the doctors draw a Plague Cross on another door.
Hey . Esteban . How do you spell No. 2 driver ?
"Mmm, nice smell. Alpine fresh."
Alonso: "No, Esteban. Make the happy clouds. Happy clouds! Like this!"
Davide Brivio [offscreen]: "What's this then? 'Romanes eunt domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?"
"No YOU, you're #1!"
In their tight battle for the championship, every point counts for Mercedes
"We're still fighting for this title and they've got to go to Qatar and get something and... I'm tellin' you... honestly, I would love it if we beat them. Love it!"
"Protest us again Marko, it'll be the other eye"
"Somebody poke that rear wing! Now!"
Toto remembers his early days as a nightclub bouncer and tells the cameraman he can't come in the garage with those shoes on.
Hands off our cars!
Toto blows the audition for Pointless Celebrities
Toto Wolff finds the person who can't think of a good caption for the GTPlanet F1 Caption Game this week.
"Now that's how you push the rules you pathetic Amateurs! Suck our Warp Drive!"
Touch my car again and I'm gonna .. I'm gonna .. I'm gonna go tell Michael.