F1 Caption Game 2023 - SAUDI ARABIAN GRAND PRIXFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

Round Twelve - PORTUGAL

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[FutureF1]

Giovinazzi doesn't need a helmet as his hair is enough of a barrier against the elements

 

[Sum1s2pid]

"Because I'm worth it." - Antonio Giovinazzi for L'Oréal Paris

 

[XJ40]

Move over Charles, the mane attraction is here

 

[MaxAttack]

"They told me; Antonio, the boy LeClerc, his hair has-a much less-a drag, we give-a him-a the Ferrari. I said issa no problem, Seb is-a better than Kimi, no? I think I make mistake."

 

[Pezzarinho17]

AG: "I just don't get it, I gain weight at every race... I have already halved my diet, what could it be? It is a real head scratcher..."

 

[ro_har_]

CL "should I tell him that the 80s finished 31+ years ago?"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Charles: "Don't look Antonio, Romain is bending down."
Antonio: "That Haas..."

 

[Touring Mars]

CL: "Me and Seb are going for a beer"
AG: "Erm, I think you meant to say 'Seb and I are going for a beer'"
CL: "Thank you, Antonio Grammarnazi..."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Thirteen - EMILIA-ROMAGNA

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[XJ40]

Mercedes test out future plans for Formula Wheeeeeee!!!!!

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"When Toto asked Lewis to wear the team uniform at the circuit, did he fail to mention it should be OUR team uniform and not Racing Point's?..."

 

[Jimlaad43]

"Don't get too far ahead or Lewis will start complaining that his tyres are dead again"

 

[FutureF1]

"So no one told him it's team picture day?"

 

[ro_har_]

Lewis and the team seen out testing parts for next year's car

 

[MaxAttack]

Hamilton's "car reveal" for his new X44 team has Extreme E officials scratching their heads...

 

[Touring Mars]

LH: Right, who put their red socks in the wash with my overalls?

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round TWELVE Results - Portugal
1: XJ40 - 7 votes (25 pts)
2: Touring Mars - 6 votes (18 pts)
3: Jimlaad43 - 5 votes (15 pts)
4: Pezzarinho17 - 4 votes (10 pts)
5=: Sum1s2pid, ro_har_ - 3 votes (9 pts)
7: FutureF1 - 2 votes (6 pts)

Move over Charles, the mane attraction is here

Standings
(* denotes round win)
1: Touring Mars - 199****
2: XJ40 - 150**
3: Jimlaad43 - 143**
4: MaxAttack - 121*
5: Flex0r - 116*
6: Famine - 61
7: ro_har_ - 59
8: Pezzarinho17 - 50
9: NotThePrez - 32*
10: Pupik - 30
11: TenEightyOne - 25*
12: FutureF1 - 25
13: Sum1s2pid - 24
14: Dotini - 13
15=: -Fred-, Yellowbeard - 12
17: Kowhai - 10
18: dlsheron - 7​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Fourteen - TURKEY

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[Jimlaad43]

Lance Pole and Max Versecond

 

[XJ40]

Max when he finds out Lance is getting the company Aston next year

 

[Touring Mars]

Who'd be in Turkey this close to Christmas?

 

[ro_har_]

Max "I know people didn't want a Mercedes on pole"

 

[MaxAttack]

Lance: And then he hit me off the track and called me an r-word, sir!

School Headmaster: Is this true, Verstappen? Nothing to say, boy?

 

[Flex0r]

Lance: Yeah, you could really say that I was on a (St)roll.

Max:*visibly in pain*

 

[Pupik]

Rule 57.4.3: All drivers must sit in italics during press conferences.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round THIRTEEN Results - Emilia-Romagna
1: Jimlaad43 - 7 votes (25 pts)
2: Touring Mars - 5 votes (18 pts)
3=: Pezzarinho17, FutureF1 - 3 votes (14 pts)
5=: XJ40, ro_har_, MaxAttack - 2 votes (8 pts)

"Don't get too far ahead or Lewis will start complaining that his tyres are dead again"

Standings
(* denotes round win)
1: Touring Mars - 207****
2: Jimlaad43 - 168***
3: XJ40 - 158**
4: MaxAttack - 129*
5: Flex0r - 116*
6: ro_har_ - 67
7: Pezzarinho17 - 64
8: Famine - 61
9: FutureF1 - 39
10: NotThePrez - 32*
11: Pupik - 30
12: TenEightyOne - 25*
13: Sum1s2pid - 24
14: Dotini - 13
15=: -Fred-, Yellowbeard - 12
17: Kowhai - 10
18: dlsheron - 7​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round FOURTEEN Results - Turkey
1: Jimlaad43 - 8 votes (25 pts)
2: XJ40 - 6 votes (18 pts)
3=: ro_har_, Flex0r - 4 votes (14 pts)
5: Pupik - 3 votes (0 pts, no vote)
6: MaxAttack - 2 votes (8 pts)

Lance Pole and Max Versecond

Standings
(* denotes round win)
1: Touring Mars - 207****
2: Jimlaad43 - 193****
3: XJ40 - 176**
4: MaxAttack - 137*
5: Flex0r - 130*
6: ro_har_ - 81
7: Pezzarinho17 - 64
8: Famine - 61
9: FutureF1 - 39
10: NotThePrez - 32*
11: Pupik - 30
12: TenEightyOne - 25*
13: Sum1s2pid - 24
14: Dotini - 13
15=: -Fred-, Yellowbeard - 12
17: Kowhai - 10
18: dlsheron - 7​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Fifteen - BAHRAIN

Entries by whenever I remember December 1000 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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[ro_har_]

Mercedes announces its new driver who is replacing Lewis for this weeks Sakhir Grand Prix.