"I know what I'm doing" Kimi said as he prepared to jump all the trucks in the paddock
It's good to be in F1 Caption Game.5, such a tight competitionThis championship battle's a bit less close than Max Vs Lewis
I still can't get over that Pezz has won 4 rounds, all sharedIt's good to be in F1 Caption Game.5, such a tight competition
I know the feeling, it's always the same for me, I either have "gold" the moment I see the pic or I'll scratch my head over it for ages and come with something deeply sub-par.I feel like the Alpine of this competition. Either on the pace or wayyyy off.
With a surprise win out of nowhere tooI feel like the Alpine of this competition. Either on the pace or wayyyy off.
Am I going have to start wearing funky clothes and complain about my tyres being gone, then setting the fastest time from my house to work?This championship battle's a bit less close than Max Vs Lewis
I still can't get over winning 4 rounds regardless!I still can't get over that Pezz has won 4 rounds, all shared
Related:Round Fourteen - Italy
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Wait, really?Round FOURTEEN Results - ITALY
1: @Famine - 7 votes (25 pts)
Already had that one in mind. Damn you.Wait, really?
Dear Lewis, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's ****ed up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your concert, you didn't have to
But you coulda signed an autograph for Cisca
That's my little sister, man, she's only 15 years old
We waited in the blisterin' cold
For you, for four hours, and you just said no
That's pretty *****y, man, you're like her ****in' idol
She wants to be just like you, man, she likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad, though I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in Towcester?
You said if I'd write you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way: I never knew Ron Dennis neither
He used to always cheat on McLaren and beat 'em
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your 'grams
So when I have a *****y day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I don't really got **** else
So that **** helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you ‘cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Lewis, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Lando—P.S. We should be together too