F1 Caption Game 2023 - SAUDI ARABIAN GRAND PRIXFormula 1

[Blitz24]

In preparation for a potential washout over the weekend, Japanese GP officials are testing out new entertainment ideas on a wire. They look to win a webby.

 

[Redneckchef]

Thanks to the lockdowns nature returns to Suzuka with the giant Godzilla spider stalking its smaller Italian cousin

 

[Flex0r]

David Attenborough: Here we see one of the spiders from the Fukushima nuclear power plant, having migrated to the Suzuka circuit for some fast food.

 

[ro_har_]

Suzuka's most beloved pet: Spoon Spider

 

[Jimlaad43]

A new weight of expectation for Zhou Guanyu in Japan started to really Pylon the pressure

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round SEVENTEEN Results - Singapore
1: @Liquid - 10 votes (25 pts)
2: @XJ40 - 9 votes (18 pts)
3=: @Touring Mars, @desmodan - 5 votes (13 pts)
5=: @Blitz24, @Famine - 3 votes (9 pts)
7: @Jimlaad43 - 2 votes (6 pts)
8=: @ro_har_, @Sum1s2pid - 1 votes (3 pts)

When Alpha Tauri said they wanted to emulate Verstappen they didn't have Jos Verstappen in mind.​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid***** - 224
2: Famine***^ - 206
3: XJ40^ - 177

4: Touring Mars** - 159
5: Redneckchef** - 143
6: Blitz24^ - 141
7: ro_har_^ - 124
8: Jimlaad43 - 106
9: Pupik*^* - 57
10: Flex0r - 55
11: Peter. - 43
12: MaxAttack - 31
13: SVT Cobra GT - 14
14: sum1s2pid - 15
15: desmodan - 13
16: rsh* - 0

Win #5 for Liquid extends their lead over Famine at the top. XJ40 puts a bit more space in between them and the chasing pack.
​

 

[Liquid]

Bit of an Alonso / Vettel scrap for that win.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round EIGHTEEN Results - Japan
1: @Liquid - 9 votes (25 pts)
2=: @Touring Mars, @XJ40 - 6 votes (16 pts)
4: @Jimlaad43 - 4 votes (12 pts)
5: @Flex0r - 3 votes (10 pts)
6: @ro_har_ - 2 votes (8 pts)
7=: @Famine, @Blitz24, @Redneckchef - 1 vote (4 pts)

​

The new Alfa Romeo Spyder didn't quite have the impact the bosses had hoped.​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid****** - 249
2: Famine***^ - 210
3: XJ40^ - 193

4: Touring Mars** - 175
5: Redneckchef** - 147
6: Blitz24^ - 145
7: ro_har_^ - 132
8: Jimlaad43 - 118
9: Flex0r - 65
10: Pupik*^* - 57
11: Peter. - 43
12: MaxAttack - 31
13: SVT Cobra GT - 14
14: sum1s2pid - 15
15: desmodan - 13
16: rsh* - 0

One positional swap as @Flex0r jumps ahead of triple-round winner @Pupik.
​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Nineteen - UNITED STATES

Entries by Tuesday 2nd November 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round. With lots of entries now it's even more crucial that you don't miss out on voting. It is not the host's obligation to tag you to remind you to vote.​

 

[Redneckchef]

Have you got enough meatballs to make Gunther dinner yet?

 

[Liquid]

Vettel's plan to get Haas to enquire about Alonso's car would be his Magnussen opus.

 

[ro_har_]

Vettel showing Magnussen how close they were to causing a red flag when he was in the lead.

 

[coyb20]

Vettel demonstrating how big he thinks Karthikeyan’s cucumber is

 

[Jimlaad43]

Your balls Picture
My Balls Expands fingers
Fernando's balls Arms full stretch

 

[Blitz24]

"Kevin, because we are in America, you have THIS much margin for error when racing me."

 

[Touring Mars]

KM: Oh no, not the 'I've seen Christian Horner in the shower' anecdote again...

 

[Flex0r]

Seb: Look, I know it will be expensive, but just pinch it!
Kevin: Come on Seb I'm not doing that.
Seb: Oh come on, just walk to Lewis's car and pinch that bad boy, [low voice] oh yeah pinch that rear wing!

 

[XJ40]

"With just a small movement Kevin, I can make your car fly"

 

[Famine]

"If Taki Inoue's racecraft is represented by my arms stretched out, then «this» is my team-mate."

 

[Pupik]

Vettel: I think my teammate misunderstood my pronunciation of "Keep Austin Weird".

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Twenty - MEXICO

Entries by Tuesday 8th November 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round. With lots of entries now it's even more crucial that you don't miss out on voting. It is not the host's obligation to tag you to remind you to vote.​

 

[Liquid]

Valtteri Bottas gets some instructions on how how to cook Hex Mex.

 

[Touring Mars]

With the Championship already decided, the Mexican GP became 'The Day of the Dead Rubber'

 

[XJ40]

"I am Lewis, the author of all your pain"

 

[Jimlaad43]

"WoOoOoHhH, WaTcH oUt FoR tHe ChIlLiEs"
"Go away, I'm busy"
"YoU'rE gOiNg To Be BeAtEn"
"You can't scare me"
"VaLtTeRi It'S jAmEs!"
"AAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH"

 

[Blitz24]

Valtteri, the guy next to you is the warning we are giving if you eat ALL of the avocado seeds here.

 

[Famine]

The Grim Reaper claims he could be the fastest driver on the grid... but he doesn't avocado.

 

[ro_har_]

"Checo's not going to be happy with your cooking amigo"

 

[coyb20]

Valtteri, its James…..

 

[Redneckchef]

Bottas spends the day hanging out with the physical presence of his chances of winning a race at Alfa