F1 Caption Game 2023 VOTING: No vote yetFormula 1 

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Round Twenty-Two - Abu Dhabi
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A:
And the best part is…we replaced him with another underwhelming German!​
B:
In regards to our next driver, he or she must be this tall. No exceptions.​
C:
Without a bowl to put the keys into, phones on the table would have to do.​
D:
...and after I took a wad of cash from Dmitry this big, I fired him and his son!​
E:
"And then I told him 'I don't recall saying good luck'."
F:
Steiner: Patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time is no bother, see.
Red-haired journalist: That's not your head...
Steiner: Yeah, and it's not my stomach either.​
G:
Here Guenther sings "All I Want For Christmas Is You" causing nose- and ear bleeds for some journalists.​
H:
Grampa Guenther has fallen asleep again mid story​
I:
I'm telling you the stack of repair bills from those 2 was actually this high!​
 

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CAPTION OF THE YEAR VOTING
Please vote for your top captions of the year. You have 5 votes to hand out, with a maximum of three for a single caption. You may vote for your own captions if you won a round, but a maximum of two votes can go to captions you entered.
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Bahrain

Leclerc: No Christian don't! You have so much to live for!
Sainz: Do a flip!
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Saudi Arabia

Gordon Ramsay finally shows his appreciation to the man who never overcooks his tires.​
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Australia

"Hands up which one of you actually has any talent?"
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Emilia-Romagna

Tests of the proposed Bodywork Reduction System were a smashing success.​
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Miami

Practice for “Drive to Survive” the musical ongoing.​
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Spain

Williams are going to do well today, or dye trying.​
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Monaco

Mick Schumacher denies his preparations for Monaco were half-Haased.​
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Azerbaijan

Vettel is very pleased with his new Tickle Me Esteban doll.​
 
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Canada 1
Alonso tries to remember where the front row of the grid is.​
Canada 2
El Cid with a lid falls mainly down the grid.​
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United Kingdom
It's a good thing neither are at the sharp end of the grid.​
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Austria

Yuki gives his approval for AlphaTauri's latest update: a booster seat.
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France

Everyone runs for their life as Ferrari's Chief Strategist escapes his cage​

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Hungary

The hottest video game of the year is finally released - Goat Simulator 2​
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Belgium

After a paddock visit from Ferrari CEO Benedetto Vigna, Toto Wolff nearly trips over all that remains of Mattia Binotto...​
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Netherlands

Yes, Yuki, just park it right there. Dank je wel.
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Italy 1

Ohhh, who's holding a Mobius trophy up in the air? SpongeGeorge Squarepants!​
Italy 2

George Russell:
"I understand that, without my agreement, Nickelodeon have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am voicing SpongeBob Squarepants for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Nickelodeon for 2023. I will not be voicing any character for Nickelodeon next year."​
Italy 3

Once again kowtowing to its puritanical Saudi audiences and sponsors, F1 TV finds a unique way of censoring out George Russell's bikini bottoms.​
 
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Singapore

When Alpha Tauri said they wanted to emulate Verstappen they didn't have Jos Verstappen in mind.​
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Japan

The new Alfa Romeo Spyder didn't quite have the impact the bosses had hoped.​
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United States

Have you got enough meatballs to make Gunther dinner yet?​
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Mexico City

"WoOoOoHhH, WaTcH oUt FoR tHe ChIlLiEs"
"Go away, I'm busy"
"YoU'rE gOiNg To Be BeAtEn"
"You can't scare me"
"VaLtTeRi It'S jAmEs!"
"AAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH"​
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Sao Paulo

Verstappen: What's that, number two «crrrrkkh»? I can't hear you «zzzchkrr». There's some kind of «cchhhkkrr» ference on the radi «zzzcchkrr»
Perez: You know that doesn't work face to face, right?​
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Abu Dhabi 1

And the best part is…we replaced him with another underwhelming German!​
Abu Dhabi 2

...and after I took a wad of cash from Dmitry this big, I fired him and his son!​
 
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Netherlands - 1
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Spain - 1

I know we can vote for our own but I don't want to... and I think I've avoided it!

(still pissed "avocado" didn't win Mexico! :lol: )
 
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