Funny/Strange News Stories

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  1. Touring Mars

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    :lol: I bet the woman said "Does polly want a frickin' cracker now?!" :mad:
     
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    Yeh, blame the messenger! Makes me wonder, this may provoke scores of jealous blokes to buy their girlfriends a parrot... If my gf had a parrot, it would probably be able to sing the Eastenders theme-tune within a couple of weeks.
     
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    Start sounding like that gangsta bloke, Johnny is it? :lol:

    I guess the moral of that story is to not own a parrot if you want to cheat on your partner...
     
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    For funny news stories, I look no further than www.FARK.com .
    *material may not be appropriate*
     
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    :lol: I read about the parrot on a Japanese Yahoo News site, few weeks ago.

    "Jihad Jack" :lol:
     
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    Ah, the parrot one is classic, remember reading it a while back but still is a good one!! :D
     
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    "As a child Thomas was rejected as a ballet dancer for being too stocky and joined a punk band, The Lobotomy Scars.

    He converted to Islam and changed his name by deed poll to Jihad before heading to Afghanistan in March 2001."

    :lol:
     
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    the parrot news is a laugher:lol:
     
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    Hug me only to the guy whois swilling beer faster than Gabriel dictates i.e Don't kiss me :crazy:Camelbreath!
     
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    Man dresses up as statue and hides among other statues... :tup:

    Article...
     
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    :tup: to that man.

    "As Mr Wendel's "performance art" did not harm any of the ancient relics, he was not arrested or charged but given "serious criticism", the reports said."

    Haha!

    However... the Chinese giving him "serious criticism" may have a different connotation than what it would mean in the states.

    Anyway, I appreciate harmless creative stories like that, that make the news.
     
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    Oh dear... that's reving crazy!
     
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    I bet most of them are related to johnnyh.
     
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    Emo is right.

    He lusted after the woman, though he nor any of them knew her, and wanted to have sex with her?

    Jesus Christ, kids have reached a new level of sick today.
     
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    I read that article about the would-be johnnyh's in the Metro a couple of weeks ago, and thought it was rather horrid, but the comments on the website are dead funny...
     
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    This is not so much funny :lol:, but funny :crazy:

    Ewwww....
     
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    Pelicans get sick and tired of eating sea food. Interesting.
     
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    Bureaucracy gone mad...

     
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    Some of them were even hilarious :lol:

    The story itself though is just pervers, I couldn't read the whole story, it was just far too "Ewwwww!"
     
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    agreed
     
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