Funny/Strange News Stories

[Brett]

Overweight truck falls through deck of Babb’s Covered Bridge, leaves gaping hole

The Babb’s Covered Bridge in Maine will be closed for months after an overweight truck fell through the deck, leaving a gaping hole behind.

www.wabi.tv

Seeing the posted weight was 3 tons, this made me want to look at other Ford trucks. Based on what little research I did, the Ford Lightning is over the load posted weight. The Raptor may also be just barely above that too.

 

[UKMikey]

Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body

Biohybrid machine ushers new era of robotics, scientists say

www.independent.co.uk

 

[CrookedPanda]

This warmed me right up.
I knew about cats and dogs doing similar things but a horse, wow!
Thank you Doctor Peyo.

https://www.theguardian.com/society...forting-cancer-patients-in-calais-in-pictures

"At the hospital Peyo tells his trainer which room he wants to enter next by stopping or raising his leg. Peyo is 15 and seems able to detect when humans have cancers and tumours. He stayed nearly two hours here, watching over a dying woman. ‘I accompany him but I let him do what he wants, he’s the one who decides,’ says Bouchakour. ‘What really pushed scientists to take an interest in him and open the health establishment doors to us, was this [seeming] ability to greatly reduce [the patients’ dosage of] all hard drugs and thus allow a more peaceful departure,’ he says"

 

[daan]

Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body

Biohybrid machine ushers new era of robotics, scientists say

www.independent.co.uk

I, for one, welcome our mushroom overlords.

 

[UKMikey]

I, for one, welcome our mushroom overlords.

If you support mycocracy then you must be a real fun guy.

 

[GBO Possum]

I, for one, welcome our mushroom overlords.

Trump's mushroom overlord told him to bang a porn star.

 

[Blitz24]

I, for one, welcome our mushroom overlords.

This may not please the destroying angels.

 

[TexRex]

Candles filled with urine spill on 9-year-old at Indiana Dollar Tree

A mother said her daughter was exposed to a potential health hazard while smelling a candle at a local store.This all happened last Thursday at the Dollar Tree

www.cbsaustin.com

 

[UKMikey]

Candles filled with urine spill on 9-year-old at Indiana Dollar Tree

A mother said her daughter was exposed to a potential health hazard while smelling a candle at a local store.This all happened last Thursday at the Dollar Tree

www.cbsaustin.com

That store has more than a widdle problem.

 

[sirjim73]

That store has more than a widdle problem.

Yeah, they're just taking the piss.

 

[Darla Starch]

We're wee-ly going there?

 

[Blitz24]

Politics? No, WWE.

 

[Darla Starch]

A Romanian Man's House Was Stolen and Replaced with a Cornfield

"Why would you do that to a house that doesn't belong to you?" asked Andy Pascali, a Bucharest resident who seemed more bewildered than angry that his cabin in the mountains had been spirited away by unknown vandals.

www.vice.com

 

[Blitz24]

A Romanian Man's House Was Stolen and Replaced with a Cornfield

"Why would you do that to a house that doesn't belong to you?" asked Andy Pascali, a Bucharest resident who seemed more bewildered than angry that his cabin in the mountains had been spirited away by unknown vandals.

www.vice.com

This is why you purchase hurricane ties.

Hat tip to Randall Munroe's book: How To: Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems

 

[Blitz24]

Braindead doesn't describe this person:

“Not smart”: Philly man goes waaaay too far in revenge on group chat rival

Pleads guilty to some spectacularly bad behavior.

arstechnica.com

 

[Liquid]

Man on live TV confesses to killing his mother

A 50-year-old man has confessed live on TV to killing his mother as he spoke to a journalist outside his home.

Lorenzo Carbone admitted to strangling his mother to death after being found outside his house in Spezzano di Fiorano, in the northern Italian province of Modena, by a journalist.

The man broke down as he confessed his crime while being interviewed on live TV by journalist Fabio Giuffrida, who reports for Italian TV programme Pomeriggio 5.

Police were then called and Carbone was arrested and taken into custody.

His mother, Loretta Levrini, 80, had been found dead in her bed by her daughter on Sunday afternoon.

 

[UKMikey]

US man, 81, sentenced to six months for creating giant hybrid sheep for hunting

Arthur Schubarth of Montana used tissue and testicles from Marco Polo sheep to clone animal and create hybrid

www.theguardian.com

 

[UKMikey]

Woman facing assault charges after capturing seagull

A woman faces assault charges after allegedly attacking people who tried to free a captured seagull

www.bbc.com

 

[Meythia]

US man, 81, sentenced to six months for creating giant hybrid sheep for hunting

Arthur Schubarth of Montana used tissue and testicles from Marco Polo sheep to clone animal and create hybrid

www.theguardian.com

Before readint the article, by the way the topic is phrased I really thought that person created a sheep as a hunting tool imitating hunting dogs.
What a strange picture that is.

 

[sirjim73]

A Romanian Man's House Was Stolen and Replaced with a Cornfield

"Why would you do that to a house that doesn't belong to you?" asked Andy Pascali, a Bucharest resident who seemed more bewildered than angry that his cabin in the mountains had been spirited away by unknown vandals.

www.vice.com

I was going to post a joke about this but, well, it was just too corny.

Woman facing assault charges after capturing seagull

A woman faces assault charges after allegedly attacking people who tried to free a captured seagull

www.bbc.com

Hmm. Do you think she'll end up doing bird?

 

[UKMikey]

I was going to post a joke about this but, well, it was just too corny.

Guess it wasn't for our ears.

Hmm. Do you think she'll end up doing bird?

That'd be a tern up for the books.

 

[TB]

Guess it wasn't for our ears.

 

[TexRex]

Metal music festival loses headliner, multiple bands after announcing Kyle Rittenhouse as guest

The festival has now announced that a Slipknot cover band will be its headliner.

www.pennlive.com

 

[Liquid]