Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER
What station is that on?
"Now i can get even more wood on my SUV!"
Well, I generally listen to Wave, Flash or Emotion, so it'd be on one of those. This is full text of the ad (thanks to gamesfaq.com).
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Blox
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(Man screaming and running)
Male: Germs are running scared.
Army Chorus: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox
Male: Last Year communists killed 34 hard working Americans, but germs kill over 25 million people. Your home much like America is constantly under attack from germs. And we all know what germs cause Dislexia and Lepracy, thank goodness there's blox.
Army Chorus: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox
Male: Blox sends germs running like refugees, just add a few tablespoons to your childs bath, and put them in the tub.(Child crying) Presto, that tingling sensation is germs dying. Now your child has rosy red skin and is 100% germ free. Now that means little Jimmy won't catch a cold or ask difficult questions about reproduction. It's even great for Rover's breath.
(Dog drinking then whining)
Now he's sleeping peacefully, free from germs. Blox is endorsed
by the society for cleaner America. It uses a patented formula by the Pentagon for use in the field, now it's avaliable for your home.
Army Chorus: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox
Sargent: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox
Army Chorus: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox
Sargent: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox
Male: Some germs hate acid, some germs hate bleach, Blox kills indiscriminately..
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