If there's a hell, and you wind up going there, what are you stuck driving?

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Complete with Toyota's throttle, brakes, and steering of death....:scared: :crazy:
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And the acceleration and braking of death.
 
Why is everyone so concerned about unintended acceleration in hell? I mean what are you all so scared of - killing yourselves?

And also I'd like to change my answer to this:

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A car which my mother actually owned for the first 4 years of my life. Lovely.
 
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You know your getting there, Faster, and cant do nothing to stop the car. Youll die in the Most Boring appliance car Ever.
 
Again, you can't die. You're in Hell. And not being able to slow down is doing to make that 666 miles of straight road a shorter trip. No, instead it has to be something with a horrible alignment and low speed. Bad handling, bad gearbox...


Smart ForTwo. With half the plug wires gone, only first and second gears, random toe and camber at each corner, and hooked to a 5000lb trailer with as much aerodynamic drag as possible. No cruise control.
 
Actually, now I'm thinking side-saddle 70s Chevy Pickup.
 
A Lamborghini Miura with no engine.
 
You need the Vanden Plas version, just for the comedy grille. Or better still, the Vanden Plas cabriolet:

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That's got to flex more than a Slinky (and yes, it's a Photoshop).
 
Yugo 411...

"It's the height of eastern european technology - it was build for economy, not speed".. (Quote may or may not be correct)
 
I don't understand you guys... a lot of those cars are downright nice compared to what I have to drive every other day:
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0-60 in half a minute... or so... rattles at idle... shakes at 30... feels like it'll explode at 60... understeers everywhere... brakes pathetic... and when they finally do bite, the tires lock up and send you skidding into the wall...

And yet, even that's too good for hell...

This is officially the worst thing (second worst... maybe... but worst recent one...) I've driven:
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0-60 mph in... never... it starts to overheat at 50... which takes about two minutes to reach...

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250cc of moped goodness... build quality to rival something made by a blind man in a shed... and it probably is assembled by half-blind slave labor in China somewhere... shocks that bottom out when you break wind, steering as woolly as a mammoth... a sequential manual transmission that shifts like a box of rocks and feels like it's lifted from a 50 year old scooter...

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And no AC... or heater. Which means whether it's hot or a cold day in hell, it'll be a miserable drive.

And a short one... the gas tank's only big enough for a gallon or two... so if there are no stations on higway 666, you'll be pushing at least five hundred of those miles.

(The Prius on the other hand... you might just make it most of the way...)
 
Or the Peel Trident :)

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Looks like a little flying saucer on wheels! I think the canopy will melt away though when youre on highway 666...
 

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Holden LC Torana

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1.2L Overhead Valved Inline 4 Cylinder engine produced a whopping 42kW and 89NM of Torque.
 
There is but one car to drive in hell.......The lamborghini Diablo. (it's got damage ;))

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There is but one car to drive in hell.......The lamborghini Diablo.

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That wouldnt be a punishment in this case... UNLESS instead of a 12-cylinder it has 1.5L 4-cylinder engine pushing out 100 HP at max :) Than it would meet the requirements of a car driven in hell ;) Good choice though... 👍

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There is no car ever built that is worse than public transport, so the only way the Devil could punish me is by not letting me drive at all.

In this respect, Jim has won for me so far. The devil would give me a pair of sandals and make me walk the distance. I like walking, but sandals are the devil's own footwear so after my skin had been rubbed away from walking in them, I think no further torture would be necessary.

But seriously, any car is better than no car.
 
Blitz187
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Yeah, the one you were quick enough to quote, looks a tad too much like a dinky toy :cheers:

But namewise, yes i think the Diablo is a good choice :)
 
Ford Tempo. Quite possibly THE worst vehicle ever made in history. 👎
96 Saturn I sold mine last year and could not stand driving that thing more than 30 minutes. So bland, so uncomfortable. :yuck: I do have to give it credit for reliability and gas mileage, I just would not want to be stuck driving it forever.
 
Ford Festiva.

Dirty on the inside, with rotten taco bell Food.
Auto Gearbox with annoying trouble
Engine running on 3 Cylinders due to Misfiring
A Radio Cassette player that only plays Vanillca Ice song, Rolling in my 5.0
The wipers cant be turned off, and they are scratching the windshield
the car has no A/c and the windows are permanently Locked.
it has a Fart can From Ebay
The suspension/drivetrain is all Effed Up, youll have to steer to keep the car going right.
And the steering wheel is completely loose and doing ''knock sounds''

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:sly: Now thats suffering.
 

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