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Simple thread because i'm bored. I'm going to post eyesores, just so you can be warned. Sanity and taste optional, obviously. All countries welcome, of course. I'd suggest to read the whole thing, because i'm reserving the best (worst?) for last.
We'll begin our journey with a local car, a very nice 4 door, 2nd gen. Acura Integra. Note the wood spoiler, unpainted front bumper, the spraycan paint, the condemned rear doors, and loads more mods! I believe it ran a 12 second 1/8th mile that day.
Next, we have a very nice example of a very bad idea. Not only did he convert this CRX into a convertible, he also felt the need to recreate one of Veilside's creations, or something to that effect. Let's imagine the torsionnal rigidity of the thing... Ugh.
We've got a Tenessee born hybrid now. This guy was confused, obviously. No crappy graphics or puke inducing color, which is surprising. It does have oversized chromed wheels and a big bodykit, however.
But wait, there's more! This guy wanted a Mustang, it seems! Looking at the quarter windows, this was a 5th gen Civic hatchback, with a 6th gen front end grafted on! Simply genius!
This one wouldn't be too bad, if the things actually fitted correctly.
Holy crap, it's the Neon WRC! Look at those high performance steelies, and that roof scoop!
Granpa' ricer?
This, apparently, used to be a Fox body Mustang. He wanted a GT-40, i guess.
Puke color? Check. Stupid graphics? Check. NOS sticker? Check.
He needs a bigger wing, if he's to ever win a race or get that hot chick he lusts after...
Suprarossa? Testasupra?
Das schnelle und das wütend?
Hey, stupid people drive sports cars, too! He was auditionning for a Batman movie, i think.
And now, let me introduce you to the top 3, in reverse order.
3. That used to be a Pontiac Sunfire. I'd say he almost did it a favor, but nah...
2. Sorry for the small picture, but thrust me, i'm saving your lifes. Transformers meet F&F meet dumbass with money, and you end up with this Eclipse. At least, it was listed as an Eclipse under Ebay...
And now, the most horrendous car to ever come out of someone's garage...
*drum roll*
*yet more drums*
*okay, let's kill the drummer*
1. Words fail me. I'll just say it used to be an E36 318i, and leave it at that...
And that's it. I'd post more, but i don't want to feel guilty should anyone poke its eyes out, or jump off a bridge or something.
We'll begin our journey with a local car, a very nice 4 door, 2nd gen. Acura Integra. Note the wood spoiler, unpainted front bumper, the spraycan paint, the condemned rear doors, and loads more mods! I believe it ran a 12 second 1/8th mile that day.
Next, we have a very nice example of a very bad idea. Not only did he convert this CRX into a convertible, he also felt the need to recreate one of Veilside's creations, or something to that effect. Let's imagine the torsionnal rigidity of the thing... Ugh.
We've got a Tenessee born hybrid now. This guy was confused, obviously. No crappy graphics or puke inducing color, which is surprising. It does have oversized chromed wheels and a big bodykit, however.
But wait, there's more! This guy wanted a Mustang, it seems! Looking at the quarter windows, this was a 5th gen Civic hatchback, with a 6th gen front end grafted on! Simply genius!
This one wouldn't be too bad, if the things actually fitted correctly.
Holy crap, it's the Neon WRC! Look at those high performance steelies, and that roof scoop!
Granpa' ricer?
This, apparently, used to be a Fox body Mustang. He wanted a GT-40, i guess.
Puke color? Check. Stupid graphics? Check. NOS sticker? Check.
He needs a bigger wing, if he's to ever win a race or get that hot chick he lusts after...
Suprarossa? Testasupra?
Das schnelle und das wütend?
Hey, stupid people drive sports cars, too! He was auditionning for a Batman movie, i think.
And now, let me introduce you to the top 3, in reverse order.
3. That used to be a Pontiac Sunfire. I'd say he almost did it a favor, but nah...
2. Sorry for the small picture, but thrust me, i'm saving your lifes. Transformers meet F&F meet dumbass with money, and you end up with this Eclipse. At least, it was listed as an Eclipse under Ebay...
And now, the most horrendous car to ever come out of someone's garage...
*drum roll*
*yet more drums*
*okay, let's kill the drummer*
1. Words fail me. I'll just say it used to be an E36 318i, and leave it at that...
And that's it. I'd post more, but i don't want to feel guilty should anyone poke its eyes out, or jump off a bridge or something.