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You know you're an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically.
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?
Time flies when you are sick and psychotic.
The universe is a figment of its own imagination.
The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Don't make me choose.
The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." So I installed LINUX.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Quiet - Alpha Geek at work.
Press any key ... no, no, no, not that one!
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up).
Penguins are our friends.
Obviously, you are incapable of assimilating the extent of my genius.
NEVER, NEVER question the GEEKS judgement.
NEVER, BUT NEVER question the ENGINEERS judgement.
Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
I PROCESS, therefore I AM.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
I can't be fired,slaves are sold.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Department of Redundancy Department.
Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull**** before.
Dain bramaged.
Creativity is the art of concealing your sources.
Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done)
C:\Windows C:\Windows\Go C:\PC\Crawl
Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall internet the Earth.
Avoid cliches like the plague.
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
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90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?
Time flies when you are sick and psychotic.
The universe is a figment of its own imagination.
The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Don't make me choose.
The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." So I installed LINUX.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Quiet - Alpha Geek at work.
Press any key ... no, no, no, not that one!
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up).
Penguins are our friends.
Obviously, you are incapable of assimilating the extent of my genius.
NEVER, NEVER question the GEEKS judgement.
NEVER, BUT NEVER question the ENGINEERS judgement.
Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
I PROCESS, therefore I AM.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
I can't be fired,slaves are sold.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue ...
Department of Redundancy Department.
Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull**** before.
Dain bramaged.
Creativity is the art of concealing your sources.
Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done)
C:\Windows C:\Windows\Go C:\PC\Crawl
Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall internet the Earth.
Avoid cliches like the plague.
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
<-- Your information went data way -->
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
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