Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
I wanna put it in my signature but I want to give credit where credit is due.
Also, I know this one but wonder who can guess it:
LOL thought this was one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen.Clerk: FREEZE MOTHER ****ER!
Guy 1: Sir, we are police officers.
Clerk: You're not police officers... I know.
Guy 1: I'm reaching for my badge.
Clerk: BADGES?! YOU WANT BADGES?! Here, 99 cents each, I sell you some.
Guy 2: Look, *name omitted*, I told you this cop thing don't work!
Clerk: I KILL BEFORE, I KILL AGAIN!
If that's not exactly what is said it's real close, close enough to guess from 8-P
--Jaster