"The Day Gran Turismo 5 Comes Out"

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Since we're just got that groin blowing delay today, I thought it would be a good idea to pass the time by making stories of the day you'll get Gran Turismo 5. Here's mine for example.

You wake up in the morning out of your bed and a hollogram from the floor pops out saying "Gran Turismo 5 has just been released today, come to your local GameStop to pick up your pre-order."
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So you, go to the bathroom, look into the mirror...
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Get dressed, and get into your car that automatically takes the GameStop.
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You arrive in front of the GameStop and walk into the door when all of a sudden...
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"We're sorry but you're pre-order for Gran Turismo 5 has been delayed again."
So you go into your deep freeze capsule to freeze you until the day GT5 actually comes out. After your deep sleep, you wake up, and notice your house is in shambles, the city is gone, and the world looks like...
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A hollogram pops out of the ground saying GT5 has been released today, but GameStop doesn't exist anymore.:ouch:


Now it's your turn!
 
I fly to Gamestop in my flying car. Go inside and don't bother buying it because the PS9 is out and GT5 is now considered old so I buy Forza 22 instead.
 
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I fly to Gamestop in my flying car. Go inside and don't bother buying it because the PS9 is out and GT5 is now considered old so I buy Forza 22 instead.
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By that time, driving would be rubbish...
you would rather play with "Wipe Out HD 13"
 
I go into the store and the game will be uploaded directly to the brain.
 
Make a time machine and see another delay yet again. :lol:
 
I'll wake up in the morning feeling like KY-Diddy
Put my glasses on, I’m out the door - I’m gonna hit the city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Cause I won't have time when I finally get back

yeah i modified them a bit
 
Drop my grand kids off at school, cash my social security check...and head over to the Wal-mart, now the only store in the world, and pick up my copy from the vending machine.
 
Trust me that day won't ever happen!:(
 
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Drop my grand kids off at school, cash my social security check...and head over to the Wal-mart, now the only store in the world, and pick up my copy from the vending machine.
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Have you seen Idiocracy? I might be a Costco.
 
"The day GT5 comes out" is the day pigs will fly and blackpool will win the English premier league.
 
If i have the strength to play the game with a FFB wheel i will spend the rest of my life playing the game with satisfaction....

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I'll be camping outside at my mailbox:

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Sleeping untill I hear the mailman his motorcycle in the distance, riding along with his family:

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Untill he arrives at my mailbox, when I will scream: "Freeze sucker!"

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And he better hand it over to me! Take the package, and quickly hop into my ride:

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Drive to my house, it's about 1 kilometer from my mailbox to my house:

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Say NO to my wife, not now! I have more exciting things to do (notice the christmas tree in the back :sly:):

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Get some snacks:

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Tell my cat to buzz off, I need the TV:

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Put GT5 in and play all day long:

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As you can see, nothing special, just an ordinary day
 
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^ :lol: if you say no to your wife^...I'll take that responsibility ;)
 
Send your wife to me then please, GT5 has splitscreen. :lol:
 
I don't think I could ever say no if that was my wife!
 
Haha, It's started a discussion about hot wives :p...mind you i couldn't say no either!
 
I hope they included this car....

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Boy... cars sure have changed since this game was supposed to be released...
 
Sony: Damnit Polyphony, we need the gold master of Gran Turismo NOW! WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE THE RELEASE DATE!!

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Polyphony:

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I'm going to buy a copy at the midnight release and urinate on it in public. Run it over with my car a few times. then pee on it some more.

I have a copy still coming from Amazon. I just want to take my anger out on PD somehow for being the most ridiculous videogame company in history. Even though they'll make an extra $60 off of me. Oh well maybe they'll use my $60 to put in an extra real engine sound or two.
 
you'll get a ticket for public lewdness and public urination. then you'll really have stuck it to the man! yeah!
 
when I go to my mailbox and see the Amazon box, I will say to myself "am I dead? They didn't really release this, did they?" Then I'll go on gtplanet.net and see if anyone can confirm that what I'm holding in my hands is truly real.
 
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