GT5 delayed due to "true sense of driving history"

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GT5 delayed due "Because we wanted to go give the gamer a true sense of driving history"
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In an exclusive interview GT supremo today unveiled the reason for much of GT5's delays.

"We wanted to give the gamer a true sense of driving history, we wanted to begin, at the beginning."

When further questioned what this meant he sprang into detail and began listing names of incredible, but unlikely, new "vehicles" that gamers will be able to drive.

"It took us a while to work out where to start, but we figured horses were the best."

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He goes into detail how horses will be seperated by power-to-weight ratio, 0-furlong time and kg-oats-per-mile efficiency.

As you can expect, I was caught abit off-guard by this amazing revelation but pushed KY further.

"Once we've included horses, stage coaches and donkey rides, we figured gravity propelled sports needed representing"

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Asked how he could possibly justify such obscure forms of driving he simply replied,"the shopping trolley is the one 4 wheeled vehicle that everyone gets to drive!"
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Just before we were rushed out for the next person to come in, we were handed a list of a few driving experiences that may be included. Here you go!

Horse driving
Soap Box driving
Bobsled driving
Shopping kart driving
Donkey driving
Mother-in-law driving
me nuts, driving
Camel driving
bicycle driving
Rodeo bull driving
Cattle (cowboy) driving
me up the wall, driving
 
Very droll.

In the near future of this thread I can see lots of one-smiley posts (usually :lol: s), a few actual comments about how amusing it is and, ultimately abuse of you and abuse of those who abuse you by other people saying they don't have a sense of humour.

Locked to preserve the funny.
 
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