A Story on Kazunori Yamauchi's Passion for Nissan Skylines

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["Skyline is Love, Skyline is Life"]

[July 12th, 1991 - 11:40:57]

[Kazunori Yamauchi]

[Kashiwa, Chiba, Japan]


I was only twenty-three years old,
I loved Skyline so much; I owned all the die-cast toy cars and posters.
I pray to Skyline every night, thanking him for the life I have been given.
"Skyline is love", I say, "Skyline is life".


My Translator-San hears me and calls me a lunatic.
He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Skyline.
I called him a scrub.
He ignores me and continues reading his notepad.


I am crying now that people can be so stupid.
I go into my bed and it is very cold.
I feel something moving towards me.
I feel something touch me.
It's Skyline.


I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear, "This is my track".
He grabs me with his powerful Yokohama tires and puts me in the cockpit.
I'm ready.
I start the engine for Skyline.
He grasps me very tightly with his seat belt.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Skyline.
I can feel my hands tearing as my eyes start to water.
I steer against his force.
I want to please Skyline.
He roars a vacuum-cleaner-sounding roar as he fills my body with his love.


Translator-San walks in.
Skyline looks him deep in the eyes and says, "The Real Driving Stimulator".
Skyline crashes through my window.


Skyline is love, Skyline is life.​
 
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["Skyline is Love, Skyline is Life"]

[July 12th, 1991 - 11:40:57]

[Kazunori Yamauchi]

[Kashiwa, Chiba, Japan]


I was only twenty-three years old,
I loved Skyline so much; I owned all the die-cast toy cars and posters.
I pray to Skyline every night, thanking him for the life I have been given.
"Skyline is love", I say, "Skyline is life".


My Translator-San hears me and calls me a lunatic.
He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Skyline.
I called him a scrub.
He ignores me and continues reading his notepad.


I am crying now that people can be so stupid.
I go into my bed and it is very cold.
I feel something moving towards me.
I feel something touch me.
It's Skyline.


I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear, "This is my track".
He grabs me with his powerful Yokohama tires and puts me in the cockpit.
I'm ready.
I start the engine for Skyline.
He grasps me very tightly with his seat belt.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Skyline.
I can feel my hands tearing as my eyes start to water.
I steer against his force.
I want to please Skyline.
He roars a vacuum-cleaner-sounding roar as he fills my body with his love.


Translator-San walks in.
Skyline looks him deep in the eyes and says, "The Real Driving Stimulator".
Skyline crashes through my window.


Skyline is love, Skyline is life.​

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Thank you for bringing a smile to my face :)
 
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