F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

Wow, i never thought a Robot Wars reference would win a round here.

In other related news, the channel Challenge will be showing Robot Wars Series 2 starting on May 2nd for those interested.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Four - China 2014

Entries by Monday, 28th April - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

 

[Famine]

Rocquelin: "I've got a text here for you from Daniel. He says... Oh. Oooh... Well, it rhymes with 'tough luck'."

 

[Furinkazen]

Damn i'm actually doing well here, got no notifications Anyway my entry:

"Seb, it's a message from Daniel - he says "Kamui is faster than you""

 

[Akmuq]

"I want Mark back"

 

[Lizard]

It is a message from the boss. It says welcome to your new role as a number 2 driver.

Mark sends his congratulations.

 

[Touring Mars]

Red Bull team orders in China: "I'll have some Crispy Spring Rolls and the Duck in Orange Sauce"

 

[Soundtrack]

Find out who swapped the stickers, get him fired and make sure I get my car back for the remainder of the season!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Rocky: Shanghai?
Seb: No, about 20cm off the ground

 

[niky]

I haven't told anyone else, yet, but I'm thinking of retiring this year. Maybe try something new.

...

I hear there's a spot open on the Porsche WEC team...

 

[magpie1997]

A message from Daniel, he wrote you a poem:
The bull is red
The car is blue
Caterhams are slow
But not as slow as you

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Red Bull are concerned about the extent to which Vettel is ignoring the team:

Rocky: Sebastian, how do you think the car felt after P3?
Seb: Nooope. I'm not telling you, no.
Rocky: Well, do you think tha...
Seb: ...No, no, no, I'm not going to talk to you.
Rocky: I liked you more when you were winning..
Seb: No you didn't.​

 

[C-ZETA]

"Your accent is putting me off this year"

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Vettel: "When I was winning every race, I got boo's. But when Lewis Hamilton does the same, he gets hailed as one of the best?"
Rocky: "Tough luck."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Who are Will and Kate, and why am I so engrossed by whatever they are doing?"​

​

 

[Beeblebrox237]

If you don't stop giving team orders I'll be using a different finger when I win.

 

[Flex0r]

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Vettel: I swear I saw Mark sneaking around in the paddock this weekend and every time I tried to use drs the car changed gear. Weird isn't it?

 

[DK]

Rocky: Seb, don't look at my phone!
Seb: *retches* Why are Alonso's pants wet?!

 

[zed300]

*whispers* "You know Rocky...., I liket when zou unzip your shirt lika that. I can zee your airy chest"

 

[PeterJB]

Well, this is embarrassing, I chose the photo and I can't even think of a caption!

 

[Terronium-12]

Seb: What are you looking at?
Rocky: This letter from Mark. He sends his condolences to your championship career.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Seb: So how long until I can win a race and shave my hopeful podium beard off?

Rocky: Do you mean this season, or next?

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Solo]

Seb: What does Adrian mean Mark is better than me?
Rocky: Well Mark put his on the podium this weekend and you didn't.

 

[TheBook]

Seb sees an Instagram picture of Mark Webber from Silverstone. The caption: "Podium in my first race with Porsche. Great race, guys! #podiumselfie #finallybeatvettel #:censored:youseb"

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FOUR - RESULT

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1st: Touring Mars - 25 pts (E: 6 votes)
2nd: Soundtrack - 18 pts (F: 5 votes)
3rd=: magpie1997, Beeblebrox237 - 13 pts (J, O: 4 votes)
5th=: Furinkazen, Akmuq, haitch40 - 8 pts (B, C, D: 3 votes)
8th=: Famine, pezzarinho17, prisonermonkeys, Solo - 1 pt (A, M, N, U: 2 votes)​

* entries with less than 2 votes - no score

If you think your votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP​

Winning Entry

Red Bull team orders in China: "I'll have some Crispy Spring Rolls and the Duck in Orange Sauce"

Standings (after Round Four)
* denotes Round Win

1st: Touring Mars ** - 61 pts
2nd: Furinkazen * - 51 pts
3rd: Soundtrack - 43 pts

4th: PeterJB * - 38 pts
5th=: Famine, prisonermonkeys - 32 pts
7th: GTP_Ingram - 26 pts
8th: Beeblebrox237 - 20 pts
9th: akmuq - 18 pts
10th: Flex0r - 14 pts
11th=: DQuaN, magpie1997 - 13 pts
13th=: niky, haitch40 - 8 pts
15th: Solo - 6 pts
16th=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124 - 2 pts
18th: pezzarinho17 - 1 pt

If you think any votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP​

Round Five will follow on Monday​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

18th: pezzarinho17 - 1 pt​

 

[Jimlaad43]

My lack of points disturbs me.

 

[niky]

The internet. You're winning it.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

It's a shame my captions aren't!

 

[niky]

It's a shame my captions aren't!

Very hard to do captions for any picture without Mark Webber in it. Seems Vettel isn't the only one having trouble this season...