F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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Webber: Seb keeps talking about being number 1 and that everything he does is number 1. What he doesn't know is his bottle is filled with my number 1.​
 
ROUND THREE - RESULTS

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1st: LewyOs - 25 pts
2nd: mPWRD - 18 pts
3rd:Touring Mars - 15 pts
4th: ADEuk - 12 pts
5th=: PeterJB, TopGearFTW - 9 pts
7th=: Famine, livemusic, granturismite, mafia_boy - 3 pts


Winning Entry

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LewyOs
Mark Webber informs Lewis Hamilton that Sebastian Vettel's PSN account has been hacked.
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Standings (after Round Three)

1st: LewyOs - 41 pts
2nd: Touring Mars - 39 pts
3rd: TopGearFTW - 34 pts
4th=: DQuaN, ADEuk - 25 pts
6th: mPWRD - 18 pts
7th=: niky, daan - 16 pts
9th=: GTP_Ingram, PeterJB - 13 pts
11th=: Bee, Famine - 11 pts
13th: mafia_boy - 6 pts
14th=: lukecfc, driftking18594 - 4 pts
16th=: F1Addict, BlacqueJacques, livemusic, granturismite - 3 pts
20th: TheStig13 - 2 pts

Congratulations to LewyOs for winning Round Three of the 2011 competition :cheers:


Round Four - Turkey will follow shortly.

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Round Four - Turkey

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Entries by Monday, 16th May - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.
 
"Don't look now, but I think we're being followed by the Crushenator..."
 
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And representing Spain: Peter of the Rose and
Jamie Alg
Jaime Aljers
Jaime Algaes
Jaime Alguersaurus
Jaime Alguer ...
... Two guys who aren't Fernando Alonso!​
 
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Pedro de la Rosa - "Say hello to little Pedro"
Jamie Unpronouncable - "Ah, always wondered where Ron Dennis went to"
 
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Jaime: €23! Are you kidding me!? You know there is a recession on Pedro, im not paying those sorts of prices!....
.... Open your jacket, let me see the white Ray Ban's again...
 
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JA: Wow, that's big...much bigger than mine...
PdlR: I told you my belt buckle was bigger than anyone elses!
 
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In other news, a bemused Jaime Alguersuari becomes the 200th victim of De LaRosa's long running "Hey look at my new helmet design!" joke
 
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Alguersuari gets shafted from STR so is looking for an opening at McLaren​
 
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De la Rosa: Just tried to get a drive with Ferrari, eh?
Alguersuari: Yeah, its really hard to convince them.
De la Rosa: Will this do?
 
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De la Rosa: Just been to ferrari and they said they want a meeting with all the teams to see if they can take red bull down a notch. Oh 🤬
 
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Jaime: "So Pedro, how's it feel being a driver that turns up to every race and never does anything?"
Pedro: "You'll find out next season"


Final entry.
 
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Jaime meets himself 20 years in the future, it seems he lived up to expectations of people wanting something big from him...
 
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JA: Hey Pedro, nice vest. Guess test drivers have it good at McLaren.

PDR: Nah, it's Lewis'. I'm keeping it warm for him.

JA: And the glasses?

PDR: They're Martin's. He gave them to me after Lewis told him they make him look gay.
 
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PdlR: Hey Jamie, I've just stuffed my junk into this box and plan to give Nicole Scherzinger a real present!! Whatcha think??
JA: You'll need a smaller box.​
 
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Algiersauri is under pressure at Toro Rosso as he sees that De la Rosa can deliver something big.
Next pitstop: 4 tyres and Viagra please!
 
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Pedro: I had the funniest dream last night - I arrived at the circuit and suddenly realised that I had forgotten to put my trousers on!

Jaime: Ehhhh....
 
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Jaime: (whispers) We have to talk quietly Pedro, so that giant red trash can doesn't hear us.
 
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So they give you a better jacket. At least I'm not a third wheel.

It's not just the jacket, ey? Check out these shoes!
 
Jaime: What the hell are you doing?

Pedro: I'm sorry, isn't this the restroom? I can't see nothing with these glasses.
 
Jaime: You hear about that really unfunny guy, the one with the two Camaros?

Pedro: Yeah, what about him?

Jaime: He's joining us

Pedro: Oh good. He's so useless, he'll fit right in.


Final Entry

*Cue Safety car on lap 1*
 
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Jaime: Oi Pedro, what are you doing walking towards the Ferrari garage?
Pedro: Just popping in there to steal their designs... oh 🤬, did I really say that out aloud!?
 
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Pedro: What do you think of the new Drag Reduction System in F1?
Jaime: It sucks. Now I have to wear my regular clothes in the paddock.
 
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