F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

Standings (after Round Three)

1st: LewyOs - 41 pts
2nd: Touring Mars - 39 pts
3rd: TopGearFTW - 34 pts
4th=: DQuaN, ADEuk - 25 pts
6th: mPWRD - 18 pts
7th=: niky, daan - 16 pts
9th=: GTP_Ingram, PeterJB - 13 pts
11th=: Bee, Famine - 11 pts
13th: mafia_boy - 6 pts
14th=: lukecfc, driftking18594 - 4 pts
16th=: F1Addict, BlacqueJacques, livemusic, granturismite - 3 pts
20th: TheStig13 - 2 pts

Congratulations to LewyOs for winning Round Three of the 2011 competition

Entries by Monday, 16th May - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

Pedro de la Rosa - "Say hello to little Pedro"
Jamie Unpronouncable - "Ah, always wondered where Ron Dennis went to"

Jaime: €23! Are you kidding me!? You know there is a recession on Pedro, im not paying those sorts of prices!....
.... Open your jacket, let me see the white Ray Ban's again...

JA: Wow, that's big...much bigger than mine...
PdlR: I told you my belt buckle was bigger than anyone elses!

In other news, a bemused Jaime Alguersuari becomes the 200th victim of De LaRosa's long running "Hey look at my new helmet design!" joke

De la Rosa: Just tried to get a drive with Ferrari, eh?
Alguersuari: Yeah, its really hard to convince them.
De la Rosa: Will this do?

De la Rosa: Just been to ferrari and they said they want a meeting with all the teams to see if they can take red bull down a notch. Oh 🤬

Jaime: "So Pedro, how's it feel being a driver that turns up to every race and never does anything?"
Pedro: "You'll find out next season"


Final entry.

Jaime: Wait a minute...McLaren?! You were never that good!

Jaime meets himself 20 years in the future, it seems he lived up to expectations of people wanting something big from him...

JA: Hey Pedro, nice vest. Guess test drivers have it good at McLaren.

PDR: Nah, it's Lewis'. I'm keeping it warm for him.

JA: And the glasses?

PDR: They're Martin's. He gave them to me after Lewis told him they make him look gay.

Algiersauri is under pressure at Toro Rosso as he sees that De la Rosa can deliver something big.
Next pitstop: 4 tyres and Viagra please!

Pedro: I had the funniest dream last night - I arrived at the circuit and suddenly realised that I had forgotten to put my trousers on!

Jaime: Ehhhh....

Jaime: (whispers) We have to talk quietly Pedro, so that giant red trash can doesn't hear us.

So they give you a better jacket. At least I'm not a third wheel.

It's not just the jacket, ey? Check out these shoes!

Jaime: What the hell are you doing?

Pedro: I'm sorry, isn't this the restroom? I can't see nothing with these glasses.

Jaime: You hear about that really unfunny guy, the one with the two Camaros?

Pedro: Yeah, what about him?

Jaime: He's joining us

Pedro: Oh good. He's so useless, he'll fit right in.


Final Entry

*Cue Safety car on lap 1*

Me thinks my sense of humour is in the minority no points for that Turkey

Final Entry



Pedro debuts McLaren's new victory red drainpipes range.

(Incase you don't know what drainpipes are: Urban Dictionary)

Final entry


"Wanna see my F-duct?"

Jaime: Oi Pedro, what are you doing walking towards the Ferrari garage?
Pedro: Just popping in there to steal their designs... oh 🤬, did I really say that out aloud!?

Pedro: What do you think of the new Drag Reduction System in F1?
Jaime: It sucks. Now I have to wear my regular clothes in the paddock.

^

Still I'd go with your first caption.