F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

The new safety car is revealed.

Bernie: Fantastic drive Michael, shame you didn't win the race!

Michael: If you'd applied the 107% qualifying rule, I would have.

Bernie: If we'd applied the 107% qualifying rule, you wouldn't have raced in the first place.

Double post by a moderator tut tut.

Michael - So Bernie, when you first started motor racing, was this what the competition was like?

Bernie - On yer bike!

Bernie: Ok who's the comedian? Locking the seat to the highest position, I've seen it before.
Was it you Michael? I know you fancie yourself as a prankster.
It would be unfortunate for a wheel to fall off your car in qualifying wouldn't it...

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"This...for your 20th F1 year present. Use it after you've retired."

Bernie's new vehicle standardization proposal.

Here, put some colours on and you can be in Scalextric, Bernie.
http://www.scalextric.com/shop/micro/micro-sets/micro-scalextric-team-gb-track-cycling-set-g1072/

The remains of Lewis Hamilton's car are presented to Schumacher

Bernie and Michael showing people their gift to Rowan Atkinson, which is to replace his crashed and burned McLaren

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

MS: Where did you get that Bernie?
BE: Rupert Murdoch was giving them away, all he wanted in exchange was my autograph. What a very nice man.

Bernie's guide to F1 tech

2009: KERS (Kinetic Energy Recovery System)
2011: DRS (Drag Reduction System)
2012: SRS (Schumacher Recovery System)

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From the peddler to the pedaler

Thanks Michael for this new crutch!

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MS - You can't force me to ride that, I know thats just a banana in you pocket
BE - Actually I'm just pleased to see you
MS - Gimme that bike!!!!

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or

MS - I need your clothes, your boots and your bike.

Bernie: Hey, blondie. Wanna a ride?

The annual staring competition was a great success with even Bernie taking part to try and win the bike!


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NINJA CAMERA SEES YOU!

Bernie : "Yes, I've just double checked the wheel nuts. I'm sure they are fully tightened."

Headline: Germans invade Le Tour de France.

"They tried to stop me from entering, but they never considered I'd go through Belgium."

Mercedes reveal their dual-rotating throttle pedal system and new front and rear brakes by two different handles. It's also fueled by Porridge, tea and toast.

Man in white suit: Bernie your hair smells so nice.
Bernie: Cant you see im taken. Oh Michael your so nice and you send me bikes.