Ever wondered what all the Nordschleife surface paintings look like? Look here...

Minor update: Added translation where needed.

I had this idea for quite some time now. But only today I had the motivation to really do it. I took my Ferrari SP1 on the Nordschleife, drove around it with some 100 km/h=60miles, turned on the replay and started to photograph almost every single graffity/painting on the track.

I left out only a few, which were totally non-saying/boring or unreadable/unidentifiable.

Guys, I tell you, some of them are EPIC!

Some things I noticed while doing the pictures: 1.There are A LOT of Opel fans, you will see why, 2.To my surprise I did not find the word: sex, even one time written somewhere, because you see it sprayed everywhere on the streets in bigger towns you know, 3.nobody wrote down "Gran Turismo" or "GTPlanet" on the tracksurface, but I found a big, fad: FORZA-disappointing GTPlanet.

What are your favourite ones? (Please post only number if possible.)

My favourite by far is 92 by the way, I was just totally LMAO over this.

(Is there like...a moderator, who would like to sticky this thread? , it was some work, so it would be cool )

Here is a video-version by the way:

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Was there a painting of a man's private parts? They showed it on Top Gear with the Ferrari 599XX pictures: (I do apologize if it is offensive)

Didn't find that one, but another vulgaire one.

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wise words indeed

Alex p.

Didn't find that one, but another vulgaire one.

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Polyphony said they excluded all offensive graffiti materials.

I do like this one. It seems someone got murdered.

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Polyphony said they excluded all offensive graffiti materials.
I do like this one. It seems someone got murdered.

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I see, but I definately found another one offencive, their translater guy didn't do a good job translating German into Japanese it seems, I will point out what I mean, when I'm done. Oh and besides there is the F. word on one of the pics.

I like the "motto" of this pic-"2 the Ring".

Edit: The F. word is in pic 139.

Edit 2: On pic 145, there it really looks like someone was murdered.

Edit 3: On pic 184 it says in German: "Huren für alle", which translated means something like, mildly said: "prostetutes for everyone".

Dear lord! Great job Alex, you never stop amazing me mate . Keep it up!

Alex p.

Edit: The F. word is in pic 139.

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Looks like "Tuck" to me.

^Yeah, it says "Tuck" no doubt.

Give this man a Beer... great work ! *Applauds*

holy COW

this honestly deserves a sticky - you are nuts for taking all those pictures!

I dont even have time right now to go through them all, but the first 20 or so are pretty funny lol

Wow... Huge kudos!

This is excellent.

Nice one OP

Nice thread!

this is probally the first time my internet has almost spazzed out from opening a thread lol but WOW awesome work man!

There's an abundance of Opel, BMW, and VW writing. Awesome thread.

You must have a lot of spare time

Thanks!

man, those are some great finds. Thank you for sharing them with us

Alex p.

Edit: The F. word is in pic 139.

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Pretty sure it said "STUCK" (for Hans Joachim Stuck) once.
Nice pictures, cool thread.

Very nice work man!

Opel is everywhere!!!!!

Nice work, this must have taken ages!

Hm, less than I expected actually, some 12-15 hours I believe, I mean ALL the work, uploading etc.

Moglet

Nice work, this must have taken ages!

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Alex p.

Hm, less than I expected actually, some 12-15 hours I believe, I mean ALL the work, uploading etc.

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That is ages! Kudos to you for sticking with it though, I'd have got bored after 30 minutes.

Thx mate and also a big thanks to all of you for the kind words! 👍

These are my favourites: 16, 29, 48, 54, 58, 60, 65, 67, 72, 92, 94, 109, 116, 131, 134, 150, 162 and 188.

But my top 3 are EASYLY 92, 94 and 109.

Please just take a look at 92, this is just so much win.

The Gran Turismo team, when they were putting all of the graffiti in, they took out all the profanity they found (at least that is what I heard).

Yeah, it already got mentioned, thx for the info still. But I found at least one offencive, it's in German though, I highlighted that in one of my posts on page 1.

Fantastic job!

My last name is on 124, and I never would have known without this post.

MedigoFlame

Was there a painting of a man's private parts? They showed it on Top Gear with the Ferrari 599XX pictures: (I do apologize if it is offensive)

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I was thinking the exact same thing LOL

variable_chaos

Fantastic job!

My last name is on 124, and I never would have known without this post.

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Like, you were there and wrote it down?

Or is it simply your last name written down?