The Now Half Boy (WARNING)

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Ok. Not exactly funny, but.......... You'll see
This is a true story

There was a young boy, representing his school in a Rugby match. He went into a tackle. He got tackled so hard, that his right Femur popped out of place. Now normally this would never happen, as there is so much muscle holding it in place. There was so much force though, that it actually happened.
















Would you like me to continue? If you get sickened easily, I suggest that you leave now.
















Well while lying on the ground, in alot of pain. He felt a weird movement. His right nacker moved and stopped at the socket, where his Femur was positioned. Well where this story turns tragic, is here. When his Femur pops back into place. Yes. You guessed it. His right nacker got crushed The Femur lodged it into the socket. Crushing it.

I don't have pictures or anything, but really. Who would want to see that? I'd be throwing up.
 
omg LoL! thats truely sickening, yet humorous, makes me clench those fore mentioned regions just thinkin of it (weird how things that bring pain can be so funny?). and id rather not see any pics of it lol. maybe some sort of x-ray...even then id think twice of viewing it.
 
Yeah ear of this before. Apparantly it happens more often than you'd expect. There was one case where the medical person performed surgery on the bloke on the field because his leg was dislocated but if they tried moving him it would have crushed his nacker. So the bloke had the joint operated on while only under local anaesthetic. Still, it saved his nackers. That had to be one BRAVE medical bloke though!

An Christ, that girl you like has one hell of a second name doesn't she, DRIFT4VA? Make mine (Trunecka) seem simple.
 
I have heard of something similar, except the guy in question actually ripped a vocal cord screaming...
 
I don't believe it for a minute. Your pelvic socket where the femur sits is a good 6 inches away from your testicle, through a mass of bone and tendon and muscle. Ain't no WAY it could "slip" over there from its original postion.
 
I'm doubtful awell.

It reminds me of last year when I was playing at the Rosslyn Park 7's tournament. We were warming up for our next game on a vacant pitch, and when we looked over to teh otehr pitch we noticed everyone was in a crowd. When a gap opened so teh paramedic could get through we could see a boy lynig on the floor with his forearm in an arch, as if it had been broken in several places.
 
neon_duke
I don't believe it for a minute. Your pelvic socket where the femur sits is a good 6 inches away from your testicle, through a mass of bone and tendon and muscle. Ain't no WAY it could "slip" over there from its original postion.
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its kinda hard to beleive. and Neon you are right. But that just gave me a bad stomach...
 
Now way that could happen. But a friend of mine once twisted one of his nackers in his sleep. Apparently that was quite painfull!
 
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An Christ, that girl you like has one hell of a second name doesn't she, DRIFT4VA? Make mine (Trunecka) seem simple.
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Hell yeah. I don't even think I spelt it right. That's the Swiss for ya 👍

It is possible. This is hard to put the right words in...... Um...... The nut went up and then around. Everything in that..... Errrr...... Region shifted. Thus enabling it to travel that far.

Here's another true story.....
This guy was being stupid on his motorbike. He misjudged a corner. He crashed. At the hospital the doctors found that one of his nackers had been ripped off. While this guys Dad was clearing the remains of the bike away, he noticed his missing ball stuck to the exhaust pipe and between the plastic body parts. It got caught between the plastic bits while he was going down. :yuck: :sick: 👎 :ouch: :crazy:
 

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