I know this is Kenny's Idea and its hilarious, but I'll try it out for this week only, ok?
Dateline Suzuka City, Japan ---- August 2, 2005
Johnny Mack here reporting for More Broadcasting System (MBS), here with Randy W. Morgan, driver of the Killer Bumblebees #97 Nissan PENNZOIL Nismo GT-R '99. Tell me Randy, how is the car? "Its a little loose in some parts, qualifying was alright, drove fine on the Bridgestone Super Softs, but everything else was darty however." How good will be the car in the race? "We don't have much to win with, but I always give it my best shot. My teammate, GT_Masta has been doing a fantastic job for the both of us by fighting in the top half of the GT 300 field with his RX-7. The GT-R can still race, though so I am happy with the car." How do you feel about Laguna Seca being the last round? "I really love seeing the series in the year in the United States because the series needs a U.S. Round, but I would also like to see a night race myself because it would be killer!" Now for the final, and important question....Are you going to be back next year? "Johnny Mack, Yep, Yeah, and Heck Yes!!!! I will be back in the series, in this car, the GT 500 until further notice. This is the best situation I can be in, and I can't think of anything better than this. I have to thank the team sponsors Pennzoil, Nismo, and Nissan...but I also have to thank my personal sponsors Coca-Cola, Snap-on Tools, Nokia cell phones, Centennial Wireless, M3 Power by Gillette, and Bank of America, which just was added recently. Without these sponsors, I couldn't be here in this series." Thank you Randy, and good luck this week in Suzuka. "Thank you Johnny Mack, see ya in Laguna Seca."
In other news...this just in from the MBS studios... O's slugger R. P. tested postitive for steroids, so he be scratching himself for 10 days saying he didn't use steroids, and said this infront of a bunch of Washington D.C. senators........uh oh.... No wonder he had erticle dysfunction...up next "Shooting Stars"....
Randy