KENNY AND PEYTON DON'T HAVE TO RETURN TO JAPAN THIS TIME
In a rare historic event, the infamous California track 'Laguna Seca' has opened its doors to the famed JGTC series. Gone are the days of smashing up Tokyo for a night in the town.
"Kenny - we can use a short range plane this time to get to Laguna."
"So true, Peyton. How about we roll out the Spitfire?"
"Triumphs don't fly."
"And neither do you, legally."
And so they embark on a final journey. Suddenly they spot a Luftwaffe formation to the east. The German Aviation Club is celebrating the 60-something anniversary of the Ju87 Stuka by flying the surviving planes in traditional formation.
"I'm locked on!"
"Peyton what the..."
Cutting our dear protagonist off is the ripping sound of machine gun fire. Amidst the sounds of bullets firing are cries of the German men screaming "It's ze Battle of Britain all over again!" and "We shall have our revenge, ya!"
Stukas fall from the air like they did long ago. Another victory for the RAF?
Suddenly, someone is trying to contact them on the radio. "Commander Peyton! Commander Peyton! Please come in - this is Air Chief Marshal Sir Jock Stirrup. Please do not engage the enemy at this time, WW3 doesn't start for another 2 and a half hours."
"Oh....sorry."
"It's ok, just remember not to waste all your ammo. Nothing to worry about. Leave your big guns for later."
"I got your big guns right here!" *Kenny snickers while flexing*
The track is now in sight.
"So.... Peyton... I thought you didn't have a license to fly?"
"Oh, it's very easy to obtain in Britain."
They safely land and commence to unpack when they realize they didn't load the cars into the cargo bay. However, they do find a 50 year old atomic bomb, "Little Man."
"Hehe....maybe we really are in Japan."
"You know what Kenny, we just wasted 3 hours - but why don't we make it worthwhile and cross the Pacific one last time?"
"I forgot to pack my SARS mask...."
"And you forgot to pack the cars!"
Nearing Japan, Peyton eyes some Zeros closing in.
At the Tokyo Protection Agency, the radar picks up our two renegades.
"Mr. Homototo! Trouble ahead!"
"My wife is pregnant by another man again?!"
"Worse! KPM Motorsports is carrying out the final mission close to our city!"
"Bring out the SAM's!"
Suddenly, 18 midgets named Sam appear in the HQ room. "Reporting for duty!"
"uh...go shoot them down!"
"Yes, Mr. Homototo."
Finished with taking down all but one of a squadron of Zeros, ace Peyton eyes the HQ of the Tokyo Protection Agency and heads straight for it. At the last second he darts to safety thanks to the superb manueverability of the British plane. However the Zero that was following him crashed into the Tokyo Protection Agency, killing everyone inside except for Mr. Homototo who suffered papercuts on both arms. The building collapsed and knocked down every other highrise within a 15 mile radius. The explosion registered a 8.4 on the Richter Scale and the Red Cross is currently sending over teams to treat for earthquake victims. Residents of the planet Ugabookaly, in the Kiupret solar system, thought they saw their first supernovae.
Kenny and Peyton were unharmed and resumed their racing careers.
Kenny went on to be an astronaut, a model, a professional race car driver, got his face plastered over the Wheaties box because he dominated basketball for 15 years, and even opened up his own line of clothing apparel. In his spare time he wrote 1,000 page NY Times best sellers.
Peyton became a security guard at a hobby shop and daily had to run down shoplifters trying to steal the Christmas HO trainset.
Will they return as backups for next season?
.....both are unavailable for comment.
this is going to be the hardest race of the series. And with the points being so close it makes it even harder. 
hehehe
oh well hopefully it shows at this round my times are pretty close to my team mates so i shouldn't worry much.
I suppose we must give praise to our esteemed race organizer for keeping things so close, this is really feeding my competitive spirit! Oh yeah, and it's a lot of fun too 
. Sorry VTR, I'm in a real bad situation atm, I aplogize if I hurt the team. I'll be back and ready to go for next season 👍
