Evolution.
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'Twas the Night before Christmas at GTP by: MachOne
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Boards
no one was posting, not even the whores.
Young_Warrior has been finally banned for good,
luckily before somebody hit him with wood.
Jordan was nestled in writing some code,
then he heard a noise come down the road.
There was Rick in his NSX ready to spank,
while everyone else was filling their gas tank.
While everyone else was partying, getting hammered
Zach was outside riding his Standard.
Then Mr. Sarcasm himself showed up,
Klos with a big smile said "Yo, w'sup?"
Duke was busy, moderating away,
he finally said "Bah, time to hit the hay"
He snuggled up into his warm cozy bed,
dreaming of a new GTP skin, green and red.
Famine amazed us with all of his knowledge,
He's been accepted to every college.
Although I feel kinda bad for him though,
"IT'S NOT PURPLE, IT'S INDIGO".
Bee and Raghavan whored the Convo Threads,
while the little newbies were tucked in their beds.
"Holy freakin' crap Bee you killed the thread!",
"It's not my fault, it was already dead!"
Why do the newbies always fail to Search before posting,
if they don't they'll earn themselves a good roasting.
Speaking of that, guys it's time to eat!
Everyone gather around, tear up the meat!
Turkey, 'taters, corn and peas
"Hey Jordan, pass the soup, please."
This Christmas Eve dinner will be the best,
Much much better than all the rest.
So let's all go out and have snowball wars,
Nevermind all of the post whores.
So everybody have a great Christmas Eve,
We've all enjoyed it, especially me!
I suck at rhyming, but I did my best. Comments much appreciated
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Boards
no one was posting, not even the whores.
Young_Warrior has been finally banned for good,
luckily before somebody hit him with wood.
Jordan was nestled in writing some code,
then he heard a noise come down the road.
There was Rick in his NSX ready to spank,
while everyone else was filling their gas tank.
While everyone else was partying, getting hammered
Zach was outside riding his Standard.
Then Mr. Sarcasm himself showed up,
Klos with a big smile said "Yo, w'sup?"
Duke was busy, moderating away,
he finally said "Bah, time to hit the hay"
He snuggled up into his warm cozy bed,
dreaming of a new GTP skin, green and red.
Famine amazed us with all of his knowledge,
He's been accepted to every college.
Although I feel kinda bad for him though,
"IT'S NOT PURPLE, IT'S INDIGO".
Bee and Raghavan whored the Convo Threads,
while the little newbies were tucked in their beds.
"Holy freakin' crap Bee you killed the thread!",
"It's not my fault, it was already dead!"
Why do the newbies always fail to Search before posting,
if they don't they'll earn themselves a good roasting.
Speaking of that, guys it's time to eat!
Everyone gather around, tear up the meat!
Turkey, 'taters, corn and peas
"Hey Jordan, pass the soup, please."
This Christmas Eve dinner will be the best,
Much much better than all the rest.
So let's all go out and have snowball wars,
Nevermind all of the post whores.
So everybody have a great Christmas Eve,
We've all enjoyed it, especially me!
I suck at rhyming, but I did my best. Comments much appreciated
:tup:
Great poem.
