1st time..

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It's your first time.
As you lie back, your muscles tighten.


You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,


but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.


He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.


He has had more experience, but it's your first time.


His finger has found the right place.


He probes deeply and you shiver;


your body tenses;


he's gentle like he promised he'd be.


He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him--


he's done this many times before.


His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.


You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,


but he slowly takes him time wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.


As he presses closer, going deeper,


you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.


He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.


Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.


He begins going in and out with skill


but you are too numb to feel him within you.


After a few moments, you feel something bursting within


and he pulls it out of you.


You lay panting, glad to have it over.


He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you,


with a chuckle;


that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.


You smile and thank your dentist.


After all, it was your first time to get a tooth pulled!!
 
:lol: That's excellent! I remember a joke a while back that had sexual connotations, but it was about a toothbrush.

Good one, psonefreak! 👍
 
the toothbrush one is also funny
i remember it saying
"it should be done daily, but often neglected" and " you pull and push this shaft in and out of a small opening"
and "it leaves a white froth in it's trails"
 
Originally posted by halfracedrift
the toothbrush one is also funny
i remember it saying
"it should be done daily, but often neglected" and " you pull and push this shaft in and out of a small opening"
and "it leaves a white froth in it's trails"
dude your sick.
I like that
 
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