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- eMadman
Two naked statues, a man and a woman, were facing each other in a park for a hundred years. One day, an angel came to visit them and said that since they had stood there so patiently for so long, they would be rewarded with half an hour of human life to do what they most wanted to do.
So the statues came to life, looked at each other, and laughed a little bit. The man said, "Shall we?" and the woman said "Yes, let's!" They slipped off behind some bushes and there was a lot of rustling.
Fifteen minutes later they emerged all hot, flustered, and happy. The angel told them they had only used half of their time and that they could do it again if they wanted to. The statues giggled a little bit and the man statue said to the woman statue, "OK, let's do it again, only this time we'll do it the other way around. I'll hold down the pigeon and you crap on it!"
So the statues came to life, looked at each other, and laughed a little bit. The man said, "Shall we?" and the woman said "Yes, let's!" They slipped off behind some bushes and there was a lot of rustling.
Fifteen minutes later they emerged all hot, flustered, and happy. The angel told them they had only used half of their time and that they could do it again if they wanted to. The statues giggled a little bit and the man statue said to the woman statue, "OK, let's do it again, only this time we'll do it the other way around. I'll hold down the pigeon and you crap on it!"
