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# Wax the ceiling.
# Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
# Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
# Repeat above until failure.
# Rearrange political campaign signs.
# Sharpen your teeth.
# Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
# Braid your dogs hair.
# Clean and polish your belly button.
# Water your dog...see if he grows.
# Wash a tree.
# Genuflect to Lawrence Welk.
# Knight yourself and some close friends.
# Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
# Flirt with an evergreen.
# Scare Steven King.
# Give your cat a mohawk.
# Purr.
# Mow your carpet.
# Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
# Whine
# Play Pat Boone records backwards.
# Re-elect Richard Nixon.
# Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
# Listen to a painting.
# Play with matches.
# Buff your cat.
# Raise professional racing ferrets.
# Paint your home...day-glo orange.
# Dial-a-Prayer and argue.
# Read Homer in the original Greek.
# Learn Greek.
# Change your mind.
# Change it back.
# Watch the sun...see if it moves.
# Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.
# Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.
# Paint your windows.
# Flash your goldfish.
# Paint.
# Smile.
# Paint a smile.
# Shoot at a fire hydrant.
# Apologize to it.
# See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
# Rotate your garden...daily.
# Plant a shoe.
# Write letters to the political officials that are representing you, and tell them what a good job they are doing (on 4/1).
# Sweat.
# Give a Rorschach (Ink-blot) Test to your gerbil.
# Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.
# Mix and match the parts.
# Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
# Take your sofa for a walk.
# Write a letter to Plato.
# Mail it.
# Start.
# Stop.
# Dial 911...breath heavily.
# Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
# Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
# Carry a tune.
# Drop it to see if it breaks.
# Starch your shoes.
# Contemplate a cockroach.
# Get a dog to chase your car.
# Let him catch it.
# Form a political party.
# Throw a political party.
# Climb a sidewalk.
# Ride a loaf of bread.
# Annoy yourself.
# Get angry with yourself.
# Stop speaking to yourself.
# Kiss and make-up.
# Stand on your head.
# Stand on someone else's head.
# Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire.
# Read a Harlequine Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored.
# Build a pyramid.
# Paint your teeth.
# Wear a salad.
# Speak with a forked tongue.
# MAKE a drive in window at your local bank.
# Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
# Shave a shrub.
# Have a proton fight.
# Watch a car rust.
# Quiver.
# Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
# Learn to type...with your toes.
# Buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
# Mail it to a friend.
# Be in the wrong place at the right time.
# Be someone special.
# Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
# Request covert assistance from the CIA.
# Factor your social security number.
# Take the fifth.
# Take the sixth.
# Read the 1962 Des Moines White Pages.
# Join the Foreign Legion.
# Learn to write Sanskrit.
# Learn to read Sanskrit.
# Exist...existentially of course.
# Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska.
# Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
# Print counterfeit Confederate money.
# Kick a cabbage.
# Take a picture.
# Put it back.
# Go back to square one.
# Sand a mushroom.
# Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor.
# Play solitaire...for cash.
# Abuse your patio furniture.
# Run for Pope.
# If you don't win, run for God.
# If you still don't win, run for Mayor of Toledo.
# Write a book about a previous life.
# Count to a million...fast.
# Have your cat bronzed.
# Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
# Revert.
# Sleep on a bed of nails.
# Don't toss and turn.
# Think shallow thoughts.
# Run around in squares.
# Boil ice cream.
# Sterilize your stereo, with Jack Daniels.
# Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.
# Converse...with a flatworm.
# Speak in acronyms.
# Drive the speed limit...in your garage.
# Make a schematic drawing...of a rock.
# Be a rabid Boxcar Willi fan.
# Sing the National Anthem...during your calculus final.
# Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
# Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
# Give your goldfish a perm.
# Fly a brick.
# Play tag...on the nearest interstate.
# Exorcize a ghost.
# Exercise a ghost.
# Go to a cemetery and verbally abuse dead people.
# Paint stripes on a lake.
# Ski Kansas.
# Wear a bowler...hat, stupid.
# Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
# Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.
# Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes.
# Do a good job.
# Crawl.
# Be a side affect.
# Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley.
# Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck.
# Duck.
# Redecorate your garage.
# Develop a complex.
# Join the Army...be someone simple.
# Try harder.
# Hit the deck.
# Cut the deck.
# Make a deal with the Devil...keep your fingers crossed.
# Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
# Be number six.
# Sit.
# Stay.
# Roll over.
# Play dead.
# Scheme.
# Sprinkle your family room.
# Cause a power failure.
# Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
# Give a lecture tour on the historical significance of cream cheese.
# Wriggle.
# Be cherubic.
# Debate politics with a fern.
# If you lose stop watering it.
# Donate your brother's body to science.
# Join Hell's Angels by mail.
# Wonder.
# Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave.
# Be a square root.
# Park your car...with a friend.
# Park your car...with a group of friends.
# Ask stupid questions.
# Spew.
# Surf Ohio.
# Go bowling...for small game.
# Have your first statement of bankruptcy framed.
# Hang it on the wall in your office.
# Staple.
# Solve the population problem. i.e. x + 2y - 16x = population; solve for x.
# Contribute to the population problem.
# Interview a cloud.
# Play tiddly-winks...go for blood.
# Go to a drive-in movie in a tank.
# Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway.
# Crumble.
# Crumple.
# Translate Shakespeare into English.
# Skydive...to church.
# Send the president an alarm clock...wind it up first.
# Do aerobics...in your head.
# Play card with your swimming pool.
# Found a cockroach stable and stud farm.
# Send your goldfish to obedience school.
# Pinstripe your driveway.
# Play "Kick the fire-hydrant."
# Harness chipmunk power
# Free the oppressed toaster-ovens of America.
# Free the obsessed toaster-ovens of America.
# Mug a stop sign.
# Change your name...daily.
# Go for a walk...in the attic.
# Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
# Find a witch.
# Burn her.
# Regress.
# Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat.
# Go bow hunting...for Toyotas.
# Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
# Boldly go where no man has gone before.
# Jump back.
# Play to lose.
# Scalp a VW.
# Be a threat to the American way of life.
# Be a threat to the Northwest Tibetan way of life.
# Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Toronto.
# Have your car painted plaid.
# Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization.)
# Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation.
# Race turnips.
# Give your grandmother a raise...and another week paid vacation.
# Sharpen your sleeping skills.
# Put out a fire.
# If you can't find one make one.
# Ionize your new chemistry professor (remember you took the heat capacity of the first one)
# Make a lifesized replica of the Statue of Liberty...out of grape jello.
# Tree a goldfish.
# Get a college education.
# Bury your fathers Nissan.
# Tell your him the dog did it.
# Catch a falling star.
# Throw it back.
# Place your cat in hyper-space.
# Again tell your dad the dog did it.
# Corner the market on Agnew in '76 buttons.
# Find out where all these cylinders graduated from.
# Install handicapped access to the {your favorite pathetic baseball team's} dugout.
# Kickstart your TV.
# Kickstop your TV.
# Perfect the internal combustion telephone.
# Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon.
# Complain to God that Jupiter has more moons than we do.
# Make a list of things to do when bored.
# Renumber the bored list...
# Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
# Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
# Repeat above until failure.
# Rearrange political campaign signs.
# Sharpen your teeth.
# Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
# Braid your dogs hair.
# Clean and polish your belly button.
# Water your dog...see if he grows.
# Wash a tree.
# Genuflect to Lawrence Welk.
# Knight yourself and some close friends.
# Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
# Flirt with an evergreen.
# Scare Steven King.
# Give your cat a mohawk.
# Purr.
# Mow your carpet.
# Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
# Whine
# Play Pat Boone records backwards.
# Re-elect Richard Nixon.
# Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
# Listen to a painting.
# Play with matches.
# Buff your cat.
# Raise professional racing ferrets.
# Paint your home...day-glo orange.
# Dial-a-Prayer and argue.
# Read Homer in the original Greek.
# Learn Greek.
# Change your mind.
# Change it back.
# Watch the sun...see if it moves.
# Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.
# Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.
# Paint your windows.
# Flash your goldfish.
# Paint.
# Smile.
# Paint a smile.
# Shoot at a fire hydrant.
# Apologize to it.
# See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
# Rotate your garden...daily.
# Plant a shoe.
# Write letters to the political officials that are representing you, and tell them what a good job they are doing (on 4/1).
# Sweat.
# Give a Rorschach (Ink-blot) Test to your gerbil.
# Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.
# Mix and match the parts.
# Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
# Take your sofa for a walk.
# Write a letter to Plato.
# Mail it.
# Start.
# Stop.
# Dial 911...breath heavily.
# Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
# Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
# Carry a tune.
# Drop it to see if it breaks.
# Starch your shoes.
# Contemplate a cockroach.
# Get a dog to chase your car.
# Let him catch it.
# Form a political party.
# Throw a political party.
# Climb a sidewalk.
# Ride a loaf of bread.
# Annoy yourself.
# Get angry with yourself.
# Stop speaking to yourself.
# Kiss and make-up.
# Stand on your head.
# Stand on someone else's head.
# Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire.
# Read a Harlequine Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored.
# Build a pyramid.
# Paint your teeth.
# Wear a salad.
# Speak with a forked tongue.
# MAKE a drive in window at your local bank.
# Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
# Shave a shrub.
# Have a proton fight.
# Watch a car rust.
# Quiver.
# Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
# Learn to type...with your toes.
# Buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
# Mail it to a friend.
# Be in the wrong place at the right time.
# Be someone special.
# Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
# Request covert assistance from the CIA.
# Factor your social security number.
# Take the fifth.
# Take the sixth.
# Read the 1962 Des Moines White Pages.
# Join the Foreign Legion.
# Learn to write Sanskrit.
# Learn to read Sanskrit.
# Exist...existentially of course.
# Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska.
# Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
# Print counterfeit Confederate money.
# Kick a cabbage.
# Take a picture.
# Put it back.
# Go back to square one.
# Sand a mushroom.
# Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor.
# Play solitaire...for cash.
# Abuse your patio furniture.
# Run for Pope.
# If you don't win, run for God.
# If you still don't win, run for Mayor of Toledo.
# Write a book about a previous life.
# Count to a million...fast.
# Have your cat bronzed.
# Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
# Revert.
# Sleep on a bed of nails.
# Don't toss and turn.
# Think shallow thoughts.
# Run around in squares.
# Boil ice cream.
# Sterilize your stereo, with Jack Daniels.
# Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.
# Converse...with a flatworm.
# Speak in acronyms.
# Drive the speed limit...in your garage.
# Make a schematic drawing...of a rock.
# Be a rabid Boxcar Willi fan.
# Sing the National Anthem...during your calculus final.
# Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
# Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
# Give your goldfish a perm.
# Fly a brick.
# Play tag...on the nearest interstate.
# Exorcize a ghost.
# Exercise a ghost.
# Go to a cemetery and verbally abuse dead people.
# Paint stripes on a lake.
# Ski Kansas.
# Wear a bowler...hat, stupid.
# Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
# Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.
# Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes.
# Do a good job.
# Crawl.
# Be a side affect.
# Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley.
# Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck.
# Duck.
# Redecorate your garage.
# Develop a complex.
# Join the Army...be someone simple.
# Try harder.
# Hit the deck.
# Cut the deck.
# Make a deal with the Devil...keep your fingers crossed.
# Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
# Be number six.
# Sit.
# Stay.
# Roll over.
# Play dead.
# Scheme.
# Sprinkle your family room.
# Cause a power failure.
# Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
# Give a lecture tour on the historical significance of cream cheese.
# Wriggle.
# Be cherubic.
# Debate politics with a fern.
# If you lose stop watering it.
# Donate your brother's body to science.
# Join Hell's Angels by mail.
# Wonder.
# Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave.
# Be a square root.
# Park your car...with a friend.
# Park your car...with a group of friends.
# Ask stupid questions.
# Spew.
# Surf Ohio.
# Go bowling...for small game.
# Have your first statement of bankruptcy framed.
# Hang it on the wall in your office.
# Staple.
# Solve the population problem. i.e. x + 2y - 16x = population; solve for x.
# Contribute to the population problem.
# Interview a cloud.
# Play tiddly-winks...go for blood.
# Go to a drive-in movie in a tank.
# Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway.
# Crumble.
# Crumple.
# Translate Shakespeare into English.
# Skydive...to church.
# Send the president an alarm clock...wind it up first.
# Do aerobics...in your head.
# Play card with your swimming pool.
# Found a cockroach stable and stud farm.
# Send your goldfish to obedience school.
# Pinstripe your driveway.
# Play "Kick the fire-hydrant."
# Harness chipmunk power
# Free the oppressed toaster-ovens of America.
# Free the obsessed toaster-ovens of America.
# Mug a stop sign.
# Change your name...daily.
# Go for a walk...in the attic.
# Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
# Find a witch.
# Burn her.
# Regress.
# Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat.
# Go bow hunting...for Toyotas.
# Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
# Boldly go where no man has gone before.
# Jump back.
# Play to lose.
# Scalp a VW.
# Be a threat to the American way of life.
# Be a threat to the Northwest Tibetan way of life.
# Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Toronto.
# Have your car painted plaid.
# Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization.)
# Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation.
# Race turnips.
# Give your grandmother a raise...and another week paid vacation.
# Sharpen your sleeping skills.
# Put out a fire.
# If you can't find one make one.
# Ionize your new chemistry professor (remember you took the heat capacity of the first one)
# Make a lifesized replica of the Statue of Liberty...out of grape jello.
# Tree a goldfish.
# Get a college education.
# Bury your fathers Nissan.
# Tell your him the dog did it.
# Catch a falling star.
# Throw it back.
# Place your cat in hyper-space.
# Again tell your dad the dog did it.
# Corner the market on Agnew in '76 buttons.
# Find out where all these cylinders graduated from.
# Install handicapped access to the {your favorite pathetic baseball team's} dugout.
# Kickstart your TV.
# Kickstop your TV.
# Perfect the internal combustion telephone.
# Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon.
# Complain to God that Jupiter has more moons than we do.
# Make a list of things to do when bored.
# Renumber the bored list...
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