26th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards Thread...

[Famine]

Okay folks... Your runners and riders are:

Worst Picture

• Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
• Dirty Love
• The Dukes of Hazzard
• House of Wax
• Son of the Mask

Worst Actor

• Tom Cruise (War of the Worlds)
• Will Ferrell (Bewitched and Kicking & Screaming)
• Jamie Kennedy (Son of the Mask)
• The Rock (Doom)
• Rob Schneider (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo)

Worst Actress

• Jessica Alba (Fantastic Four and Into the Blue)
• Hilary Duff (Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Perfect Man)
• Jennifer Lopez (Monster-in-Law)
• Jenny McCarthy (Dirty Love)
• Tara Reid (Alone in the Dark)

Worst Supporting Actor

• Hayden Christensen (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
• Alan Cumming (Son of the Mask)
• Bob Hoskins (Son of the Mask)
• Eugene Levy (Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Man)
• Burt Reynolds (The Dukes of Hazzard and The Longest Yard)

Worst Supporting Actress

• Carmen Electra (Dirty Love)
• Paris Hilton (House of Wax)
• Katie Holmes (Batman Begins)
• Ashlee Simpson (Undiscovered)
• Jessica Simpson (The Dukes of Hazzard)

Worst Screen Couple

• Will Ferrell & Nicole Kidman (Bewitched)
• Jamie Kennedy & anybody on the Screen with Him (Son of the Mask)
• Jenny McCarthy & anyone Dumb Enough to Befriend or Date Her (Dirty Love)
• Rob Schneider & His Diapers (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo)
• Jessica Simpson & Her Daisy Dukes (The Dukes of Hazzard)

Worst Remake/Sequel

• Bewitched
• Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
• Dukes of Hazzard
• House of Wax
• Son of the Mask

Worst Director

• John Mallory Asher (Dirty Love)
• Uwe Boll (Alone in the Dark)
• Jay Chandrasekhar (The Dukes of Hazzard)
• Nora Ephron (Bewitched)
• Lawrence Guterman (Son of the Mask)

Worst Screenplay

• Bewitched (Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron and Adam McKay)
• Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (Rob Schneider, David Garrett and Jason Ward)
• Dirty Love (Jenny McCarthy)
• The Dukes of Hazzard (John O'Brien)
• Son of the Mask (Lance Khazei)

Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets

• Tom Cruise & His Anti-Psychiatry Rant
• Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey’s Couch, The Eiffel Tower & “Tom’s Baby"
• Paris Hilton and…Who-EVER!
• Mr. & Mrs. Britney, Their Baby & Their Camcorder
• The Simpsons: Ashlee, Jessica & Nick

Who's going to be the big "winners"?

 

[Dave A]

Uwe Boll has to be the worst director ever. I would put worst picture down as the Dukes of Hazzard but I watched the first 2 mins of it, turned it off and have never remotely felt like putting the disk back in again, so I haven't really seen it, the first couple of mins were enough to convince me it was a bad film.

 

[niky]

Worst Picture
- Son of the Mask (though I think House of Wax would give it a good run)

Worst Actor
- Rob Schneider

Worst Actress
- Jennifer Lopez

Worst Supporting Actor
- Hayden Christensen (the others at least have some talent)

Worst Supporting Actress
- Paris Hilton (no question!)

Worst Screen Couple
- Jenny McCarthy & anyone Dumb Enough to Befriend or Date Her (Dirty Love)


Worst Remake/Sequel
- Son of the Mask (because the first one was actually kinda funny... the others started from such a low point, you didn't really expect much)

Worst Director
- undecided

Worst Screenplay
- undecided

Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets
- they're all winners in my book.

 

[Famine]

And the winnArs are:

Worst Picture
Dirty Love

Worst Actor
Rob Schneider (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo)

Worst Actress
Jenny McCarthy (Dirty Love)

Worst Supporting Actor
Hayden Christensen (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)

Worst Supporting Actress
Paris Hilton (House of Wax)

Worst Screen Couple
Will Ferrell & Nicole Kidman (Bewitched)

Worst Remake/Sequel
Son of the Mask

Worst Director
John Mallory Asher (Dirty Love)

Worst Screenplay
Dirty Love (Jenny McCarthy)

Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey’s Couch, The Eiffel Tower & “Tom’s Baby"

Good year for Jenny McCarthy there.

 

[niky]

Damn... now I've got to rent that movie... "Dirty Love" seems to be getting a lot of love... no wonder it never made it here.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Tom Cruise should win worst actor for War Of The Worlds no problem. He and the movie were absolutely terrible.